It was HOKUM and it was SO GOOD!

Heading to the Mystery Movie Monday. Wish us luck!

Terrorists

One of my favorite jokes from Norm Macdonald Live:

"Pain and Gain, the new film from Michael Bay. Critics are calling it everything from 'shit' to 'fucking shit.'"

I mean, it's Yale. Their parents are all basically Mark Cubans.

Finally watched The Housemaid and I enjoyed it quite a bit. To be honest I thought it was going to be even crazier, just based on what I'd heard. But it was a lot of fun. And I've slowly become a big Amanda Seyfried fan.

My question is why are we inventing things to cuck ourselves with. "We need to take these arrogant runners down a peg!"

He now considers himself a devout Cucklic.

$44 to fill up my car. But at least Iran won't nuke me!

NH has been taken over by Libertarians. I'm planning to move next door to Maine in a couple of years and I really really hope it happens.

Watched The Coffee Table last night and...meh. It was okay. I'm all for ultra dark comedy but I just didn't much out of this one. "It's a metaphor!" Okay, well, great. Good acting, but overall it didn't love it.

Just did a bunch of yard work and now it's time to treat myself to a Dunkin cold brew. Wicked awesome!

I immediately thought of the movie Arrival. Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner just figuring it out.

Today I found out about the people who call themselves "sovereign citizens" and now I've found yet another reason why the internet was actually a huge mistake.

If I was a detective I'd ask people their name and then spell it back to them not even close.

"Your name's Carl? K-h-a-r-l-e?"

And prices will keep going up.

When talking about Stephen King adaptations it seems like Carrie always gets overlooked and I'm not sure why. It's really really good.

Yes, I absolutely want the Democrats to take back the House AND Senate in November. But I'm also a realist. I don't expect them to do anything of consequence, except maybe stop Trump's most horrifying legislative impulses. Maybe.

The only practical use for AI will be to ask it how we save our species after decimating the planet to create AI.

The Republicans are fully cucked and the Democrats are only interested in fundraising and the midterms.

The Strait of Iran

Trump called it the Strait of Iran

😐😯😲😂🤣

We need to protect the billionaires. I heard Jeff Bezos has started having to serve store brand caviar on his $500 million yacht.

I'm sure there are some men who smoke cigars who are good guys, but it really has become the symbol of the douchebag.

It’s that time of year! When I remember how much I hate loud ass motorcycles.

Calling it now: during the 2028 presidential race Democrats will campaign with Marjorie Taylor Greene and demonize Hasan Piker.

I feel exactly the same way. I never thought it needed a sequel, but I'll totally go see the sequel.

*Trump posts image of himself as Jesus Christ*

That's it! I'm starting to think he's not a good guy!

Lol

You like the Arliss, Paul?

Yeah, yeah, Arliss.

Norm Macdonald as David Letterman on Saturday Night Live.

In my humble opinion the best movie soundtrack ever.