@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com I just walked out of this in Georgetown, due to your kind recommendation.

I'm not sure if we are the albino crocodile, staring at our doppelganger, but we are as utterly unequipped as that lizard to grasp the lessons the cave shows us 35,000 years later. Thank you.

When I saw that he was skating to music that featured HIMSELF doing spoken word, I had a terrible feeling.

I have been throwing 2,500 passes a day. Every day. Just in case a city needed a hero to step in.

Denver, I'm ready. Let's win a Super Bowl.

#Broncos
#Nix
#Unretired
#BortlesToTheRescue

💋

This is the real Super Bowl.

Anyone want to squat me? Please?

That place had the craziest Julio Inglesias light up box on the wall. Hard to explain but IYKYK

I didn't "hold you back." I just wanted you to be the most mature kid in your grade. You'll thank me once you get to high school.

Knightro holding up a W

OH MY UCF

I have A LOT of kids down in Brazil

A LOT

Close....

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

GOAT

To the one who truly gets me:
I will cherish every moment.
I welcome every new dawn.
A New Year, A New Us.
I LOVE YOU FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE!!! ♥️♥️♥️

GAMEDAY BREAKFAST

What rookie in the league is most improved from Week 1?

At the Dog Show as a backup! I have multiple dog treats on my mouth and ready to run!

Bortles Tip: Raw Turkey, YUCK

Couldn't get a tee time at Sawgrass this morning so snuck on and played at 2am. Shot a 281.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

I volunteer as tribute.
After the Super Bowl, I shall be consumed on national television.
#thisismyflesh

May the force be with you, always

Ain't the size of the BOAT
It's the motion in the ocean 🌊

GAMEDAY!

All Aboard the Bortles Train.
100% fueled by GOOD VIBES!
Destination: Funtown, U.S.A.