WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?

:: ahem ::

I mean, "Cool!" 🖖😎

We're officially one week out from the release of my new #StarTrek: Picard novel TO DEFY FATE. It'll be available on April 28th in hardcover, eBook, and audiobook formats.

In the meantime, here's something else you can ponder.

#StarTrek
#TrekTuesday

Hey, Senior Citizen Discounts eMail List:

Stop trying so hard to recruit me. I haven't declared my eligibility for the draft yet.

Yep. Same here. Saw it first at a sneak preview screening.

“bUt He DoNaTeS hIs SaLaRy!!!”

This afternoon’s movie.

Oh, yeah.

This is great!

“You think she’d do you a favor?”

“She already did.”

"We temporarily lost signal from your delivery driver, but your order is still on the way."

Translation: "I TURNED OFF THAT SHIT SO I COULD TAKE A LEAK AND EAT A SNICKERS WILL YOU FUCK OFF JUST FUCKING FUCK OFF."

“Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.”

- M*A*S*H

“Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.”

- M*A*S*H

“Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.”

- M*A*S*H

When your kid cons you into participating in the school trivia night but elects to team up with another group instead of you so finishing at least better than them becomes a moral imperative.

White House Photographer Just Won A Prize For His Epic Oval Office Photo Of Trump—And Yep, We Totally Get it The perfect choice.

"Photographer Andrew Harnik won the White House Correspondents' Association's Award for Excellence in Presidential News Coverage by Visual Journalists for a photo he took of a surreal moment featuring President Donald Trump last year in the Oval Office."

Go see. It really is the perfect choice. 😁

I read comments from Moon landing deniers and I honestly wonder how these people don’t garrote themselves while flossing.

I love this for him.

That’s a name I honestly hadn’t heard in a while. Can’t wait to see how this shakes out.

Southwatch Stories: A Darkside Chronicles Anthology Steampunk with a twist.

We could use a little help boosting the signal, if you're of a mind to do so. Thanks!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ss4...

Hey, folks! We've got a Kickstarter going for SOUTHWATCH STORIES, a new antho of steampunk tales from Crazy 8 Press and StarWarp Concepts. Stories by Natalie Bartley, Phil Giunta, Robert Greenberger, Paul Kupperberg, Bobby Nash, Aaron Rosenberg, Steve Saville, Hildy Silverman, Richard White, and me!

I love it when Trek embraces a bit of whimsy now and again. I know that wasn't the case when the original GK comics were published, but now? I love their hokey charm, and any attempt to revisit that style/etc. is something I'd jump at in a heartbeat.

I love all things Gold Key Trek.

Two weeks from today! My new novel #StarTrek: Picard - TO DEFY FATE will officially be on sale on April 28th in hardcover, eBook, and audiobook formats.

In the meantime, I leave you with this thought to fester.

“The doctor will see YOU now.”

Okay, this isn't weird at all.

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

He’s really seeing all the angles, isn’t he?

“Ssshhhh. If we don’t say anything, maybe he’ll think we got disconnected.”

If you view everything he does as a means of making money for himself and his cronies/puppeteers/fluffers and that he couldn't give a damn about what he destroys or who he harms in service of that goal, it all makes sense.

We all know exactly who I'm talking about.

“hE’s ThE hArDeSt WoRkInG pReSidEnT iN hIsToRy!!!”