my sixth graders are fully on task and quiet what is going on

The Happening (2008):

looking up their nutrition info is very funny. caveats for vegetable oil and do I see SOY!?

if you're a teacher and you're like "huh I feel all caught up and ready for the rest of the week" no you're not, you still have grading to do

didn't get my lunch ready last night and panicked this morning so I've got a tub of grilled chicken and a bottle of bbq sauce

well they're not feeding them either so...

Alexander the Great if he had a time machine: he fucking WHAT

we checked, retrieved, and trudged through airports with a carseat, regular suitcases, and the toddler who required it. Nothing is hard anymore.

the daycare called, almost certainly got a bad temp reading for my kid but I don't think I'm going to be able to focus after hearing "he's got a temp of 105" he's home now with dad and no crazy fever but I'm in adrenaline crash and I just want to go home too I don't want to supervise these kids

From the hockey community on Reddit: Remembering the glowing puck, aka the FoxTrax. Greatest invention to get Americans to watch hockey. It didn't work so well. Explore this post and more from the hockey community

it's terrible, I love it

fun fact! In the mid 90s the NHL experimented with a glowing puck that made sort of like light trails viewers could follow on the TV. I guess it didn't work reliably because it didn't last for long.

oh upon looking it up there are now two guys playing blippi for different events. Lol.

“Balloon animal Jesus with ripped abs isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”

experiencing the most recent iteration of blippi. he's clean shaven and so smooth I'm very uncomfortable.

AI really want to do lotr trivia but I know most of the stuff from the silmarillion and not a thing about like, the production details from the movies so I'd be cooked if it went in that direction

you clean raw chicken juice out of grout one time you'll wish you could rip that shit out immediately

the only people who think tile countertops are charming are people who have never had to use them

It’s like Robert Frost said:
I’ve got shit to do before I sleep
And more shit to do before I sleep

Previously, his cannabis company, Ultra Health, filed a successful lawsuit challenging the state's medical marijuana plant limits.

🤦🏼‍♀️

"This lawsuit demonstrates that Mr. Rodriguez misunderstands how state government works,” Lujan Grisham spokeswoman Leah March told the Journal.

lol

they'll burn their own coats if it means someone they don't like stays cold

The lawsuit was also filed by two other plaintiffs - state Sen. Steve Lanier, R-Aztec, and Zachary Anaya, a Sandoval County resident with two children receiving state-funded child care.

Headline: Republican governor candidate files lawsuit targeting state's universal child care system

what a loser

you simply don't get Britney spears or Taylor swift or Sabrina carpenter w/o madonna

I dont want to pick on this person, but are you fucking kidding me?

there are segments in bob ross's show where he puts pictures of paintings people have sent him (say that five times fast) and these are like, pictures people took with film, took to get developed and then physically mailed to bob ross. oh to be that proud of something! a delight

it's fear and shaming all the way down

wowzers!

a new thing my kid has picked up from his classmates is squatting at any moment and singing "shakin' my bootuh! shakin' my bootuh!"