Yes, arrangements tbc!

Reading Half Marathon!

Hello BlueSky-ers. My occasional dip in. In real-life I’ve been busy. I’ve joined a band, playing rhythm guitar 🎸 with a bunch of pensioners! Seriously!! They are really good, I try to not murder the four chords I can play reasonably well. We have a gig entertaining a lot of people on 22/3!! 😬

@stevenroyburns.bsky.social “Mr C from The Shamen likes this”

Snapped this one just for you @swearymess.bsky.social 😆

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The Mayonnaise Wars!!

Managed to bag myself a ticket to this and am uber excited even though it is 8 months away!

www.roundhouse.org.uk/whats-on/ril...

I was a really picky eater as a kid … to the point of being difficult … but am only a 9 on this.

Mayonnaise is first against the wall when I rule the world!

The Eagles, Billy Joel, or (bizarrely) Guns N Roses.

Frank Sinatra and Tony Bennett in his later years after I left home.

Nearly a year since he passed away. Would love to go for one last ride in the family Ford Granada with him.

This one you @stevenroyburns.bsky.social ??

*sound on* This is Andrea Jenkyns's ACTUAL singing entrance to the Reform UK conference.

Utter crackpots. And anyone who thinks this kind of idiotic look-at-me amateurs are how this country will "rediscover its pride" needs to have a lie-down.

Fly-tipped mattress painted with the cross of St George.

Makes a change from mini-roundabouts, I suppose. Britain, 2025 🙄

Trying to use Bluesky a little bit more. Still resent that tosser taking over Twitter and hope he’ll eventually jog on when he gets bored.

I binned it off in favour of EE TV a few months ago. Half the price, roughly.

Looking forward to seeing everyone’s #EOTR #EOTR2025 updates, wish I could be there but had to give it a miss this year.

Mumford & Sons opening the Garden. Whatever happened to them!? 😆

NEW ORDER SUBSTANCE THE COMPILATION ALL OTHERS CALL ‘SIR’ DESPITE THE RESWIZZLES OF CONFUSION AND WHATNOT

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“We spent our honeymoon on a cruise in the English Channel, machine-gunning refugees … “

Hello from Spain.

I’m saying this in my very best @thefastshow.bsky.social voice,

“ISN’T COUS COUS BRILLIANT!”

It’s 4am, our kid is at cub camp, we’re watching the mighty @shedsevenofficial.bsky.social from @glastonburyfestivals.co.uk, what a magnificent gig! #shedseven

Reform's Darren Grimes Accused of Lying After Police Deny Telling Him Not to Hold Council Surgeries for 'Security' Reasons EXCLUSIVE: Local police have rejected the Reform UK deputy council leader's claim that they advised him not to meet his constituents

Reform UK's Darren Grimes tells constituents he can't hold surgeries with them because he's been advised by the police not to do so for "security reasons".

The only problem? Police spokesperson says this is entirely untrue and they gave no such advice

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Me, our son and 37 pals went to Glastonbury. It was ace.

Just when you thought this narcissist couldn’t be any more self-absorbed, here he is desperately hanging onto the coat tails of Britpop as if he was in any way relevant to that scene. Cringeworthy.

Hanging around Liam G for five minutes like a desperate try-hard doesn’t count.

@stevenroyburns.bsky.social the whole British Steel thing is mad. They can *never* turn the blast furnace off, cooling will kill it. How do they maintain it!? 🤷‍♂️

It’s not as good as it was though.

My periodic dip into this app to say hello. All OK?

I’m still on Twitter because it’s my favourite. I loathe the fact that Musk came and bought ‘our’ app and rue the day he was allowed to, but I just block any right wing shite and don’t think I’m making him (even) richer by using it.

@whingewhingewine.co.uk ‘up raw’ 😆😆😆

All of them looking for the cheapest lettings agency on Gumtree, of all places!? 🤷‍♂️🙄

Darts Kings is indeed brilliant.

Kyle MacLachlan’s beautiful tribute to David Lynch