$80 BBD is owed to me and I dunno if my mudda keeping that money or wuh. But lemme hush my mouth.

I have a bad feeling about a message I got earlier and I hope said feeling does not manifest itself to reality.

The process (somewhat). Because tiktok tell me something about the audio would be muted. I say lemme pelt it on here. IG saw it first though.

Had to take public transport to drop off something for someone, talked for a bit and said lemme skiddadle back home cause I don't like being outside after dark.

This morning on the news they gunned down 2 men last night in the west.

See why I like being indoors?

I is of to laugh. 3/4 of Port Of Spain features Swan Street. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The latest addition to my collection. 🦚

Wait miss thing.

I would like when my AC decide to bruck down to stop kissmeass doing it on a weekend. FML.

I asked Deepseek a question and it was like "that's illegal. Get out my chat"

Imagine having the salary range in the job description and still asking "what's my expected salary".

🗣️ THE UPPER BOUND!

a cartoon character named mario is standing in a field of mushrooms and laughing . ALT: a cartoon character named mario is standing in a field of mushrooms and laughing .

My friend, who is 1 month younger than me and, who is a teacher told her class that she used to listen to music on a cassette. A student raised their hand and asked "Ma'am. What's a cassette?"

Me reading that:

Surprisingly it's not that hard.

It's even much easier once you have a (hand) mixer.

The day I learnt to make my own is the day I started to prosper just a lil more.

2026 clearly is the year to fill my inbox with promotional emails I see.

The wildest thing is to come across anyone in the Caribbean who is a Trump supporter. "Trump is a business man". Ort you. How's that been working out?

Barely make an online purchase or make an account on an e-commerce website and them people does don't let yuh inbox know peace.

*Hits unsubscribe*

Travelling is so glamourized but it's potentially so dangerous if you're not well informed. Cause Imagine you spend money to fly somewhere to enjoy yourself and you end up getting robbed, scammed or attacked in some form or fashion.

a cartoon character laying in a pile of money ALT: a cartoon character laying in a pile of money

Got paid early in December, next week is pay and I in no way shape or form felt the 68 days of January.

If it's one thing Michael Lashley gine do is get yuh charges dismissed or dropped. Mans got that Annalise Keating HTGAWM play book.

Bajans might be docile but I do not believe they are foolish. We are not guided by the US or Trinidad. The DLP is NOT an option at this point in time.

My coworker look at me and ask if I gaining weight and I literally fell to my knees being all dramatic.

I also had a dream last night that someone commented that I was getting fat.

January 16th 2026...don't forget that Kamala Harris was right about everything. 😒

The spinosaurus ring tone from Jurassic Park just rang in this bus and...😂😂😂

In my mind I was ready to run.

My package went from an ETA of Jan 14th to 16th to 15th and now to the 13th. UPS really is the enemy.

ChatGPT Health? I think tf not. Any health related questions/things I give to DeepSeek and Xi Jinping.

If those Americans don't revolt and take back their country from ICE and Trump. We all saw what they are capable of on January 6.

Chefette heros square closing after 24 years. 24 years?

Me: am I really that old? Oh wait. I am that old. I remember when there wasn't even a Chefette. 🫠

I think I've only seen the journey to a french apartment that looked like a side quest through a maze. It was ridiculous.

Every time I see an NY apartment walkthrough, I'm mortified.

Why does the hum of the AC sound so aggressively loud in this video? I am DEAD!!! 😂😂😂