My mother-in-law liked a post I made that had a picture of my dog and a line of text about wanting to rub dog shit on Alex Jones' mouth while he's in stocks. I'm assuming she likes both elements equally
It's nice to smoke weed and it makes you a good person
Can I watch if I wanna smoke more weed than ever
Dave Chappelle giving a "no ethical consumption under capitalism" to excuse him doing that Saudi Arabia comedy festival is really really funny and not surprising at all
The big arch is more like the big asshole because it sucks. Probably pretty good if it wasn't oversized patties that fall apart into greasy slop as soon as you pick it up. 👎
I'm not unc I'm skunk I spray stinky stuff 24/7
These were chicken bacon ranch because they didn't have any pizza flavor ones. 😔
Two hot pockets on a paper plate sitting on a dusty car seat. One is half eaten and put next to the other so it looks like a gun.
When I talk about putting a gun in my mouth every day this is what I mean
Wood carving of a bald guy pushing his giant head in a wheelbarrow
This guy is almost done. Mostly finishing left. 👍
Stinky wife, happy life
Hey everyone I heard snail is gainfully employed and happy 🤭🤫
Applying for disability because I'm too horny
Taking pictures of my ancient little dog sitting in soft lighting while looking off at nothing, knowing full well I will make myself weep looking at them later when she beefs it. Then I'll think of this post and get embarrassed and ashamed. Then I'll post about it. Stay tuned
As usual, sucking dick turned into two fighting wizards. Still a ways to go. Thanks for watching.
Unfinished Carving of a face that looks like it's enjoying suckin on some D
Working on a new piece about how cool it is to suck dick. So far so good 👍
I see this one around Seattle often
Commercials are all fucked up now. They've got cool 30-somethings partying and eating fruity pebbles and cute talking ducklings stoked about how strong dawn dish detergent is.
scheming lizard doodle
hi snails!!! lizard for u
Snails from rods stream
Insane that animal shelters cornered the market on bragging about being "no kill". There's probably so many other businesses that want to advertise that but can't now.
The real winner is films
It's nice to smoke weed and it makes you a good person
At this rate every day of the year will be Friday the 13th by the end of 2026
It's happening more and more these days
Today somebody pissed all over the seat and either they put it up after or the next person did and I can't decide which is more psycho.
Any time I see a post about a TV show somebody likes, it's very important that I reply about television in general being bad so I don't watch on principle. People like me and think I'm smart
It's probably a really good time, in my life and in the world, to try to make a living as an independent artist of some kind.
Mom told us we could be not catholic at 18. Plus my dad was an atheist, my mom has always believed in evolution, is pro-choice, pro-gay, and anti death penalty, so we'd get up and leave mass if the opposite views on those things were shared. Made the organized part of religion seem pretty optional.
Doing a cute picture with a goofy face and exposing the quarter inch thick layer of plaque covering my tongue
I need a computer so I can play slay the spire 2. If you're looking at bluesky on a computer it's pretty selfish not to give it to me instead