Starmer’s decision to sack Olly Robbins is like a confused referee wading into a 21-man brawl, then sending off the one guy acting as peacemaker.

Call me a shrewd reader of body language, but I’m not sure she’s buying it.

Kemi delivering some fairly forensic cross-examination.

This must be like an anxiety dream for Starmer.

Odds for what Starmer will blame

Civil service - 50/1 on
Former No 10 staff - 20/1 on
Brexit - 16/1
Being tired - 32/1
The Suez Crisis- 500/1

A reminder that Geoff Norcott’s Working Men’s Club returns THIS Thursday!

Yeah, I wasn’t happy

Thanks to an amazing audience for the extra show matinee just now @StandNewcastle

Gonna forget the football score and focus on what a privilege that was.

Is there scope for a reboot of ‘Falling Down’?

Except this time the bloke loses it because of people loudly face-timing their family & vaping in the vestibules.

Just planning how I’m gonna approach the HUGE news stories.

Tonight from 7pm on @TimesRadio

This story might not have been as bad if Starmer hadn’t rode on in his high fucking horse, having spent the previous few years lecturing everyone on probity & detail.

Thanks to a cracking Tour crowd tonight in Lancaster.
Me and Bronco are off to catch some bad guys.

Starmer either knew and is lying - or delegated responsibility to the point of his own irrelevance

I don’t care what the purists say, still the prettiest pint.

…to be clear, everyone in Leeds didn’t come, it was just a few hundred.

Thanks to everyone in Leeds who came to last nights record of ‘Geoff Norcott’s Working Men’s Club’

The new series starts NEXT Thursday!

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨

The formidable @marknelsoncomic joins me to discuss…

- Sadiq going to war with SUV’s
- How are the SNP ahead in the polls?
- Why Sabrina Carpenter almost got cancelled

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It’s not right, but it’s ok.

If he’s quoting Bobby Brown lyrics Iran should clap back with some Whitney.

Just topped up my screen-wash and boosted my tyre pressure

#alpha
#therealmanosphere

It says a lot about the state of humanity that we didn't all dress up in ape costumes for the return of Artemis II.

Alpine mountaintops at night mate.

It’s a statue of a goat mate.

It’s a lake mate.

Fucking waterfall mate.

Thanks to a cracking crowd tonight in Ilkley.
Chatting to punters after I had no idea there were so many southern ‘ex-pats’!

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨

After a busy week, I reflect on…

- Starmer’s ’war-time’ leader schtick
- Reform going all ‘Jet2’
- Tories ripping off ‘paw patrol’

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I’m back on @TimesRadio from 7pm

Loads of comedy, news, reviews and interviews to keep you informed & entertained?

Plus @petercardwell is back for ‘Play Your Cardwell’s Right’!

Wow Winchester.
The last show to go on sale yet you packed it out.
And we had a walkout!
Absolute scenes.

Having a bad day?
I just realised I’d lost my AirPods while filling up my car.
In self reproach I shouted ‘arsehole!’
Another bloke filling up said ‘what?’
Forgetting I’d said it out loud, I replied ‘what about what?’

We smoothed it over, but it wasn’t a great five minutes.

#hopethishelps

BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥

This week Tom Walker @jonathanpienews.bsky.social returns to discuss….

- More BBC presenter scandal
- Long overdue changes to ‘non-crime hate incidents’
- The extraordinary price of tapas

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