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Posts by Matt Morris

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

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Ready for Season 8!

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Agreed. No matter how great your writing, or how important the subject, I won't read or share Substack-hosted material.

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One of these better be Julius II.

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Nick is painting the petal of a flower in front of a chaotic mural with a hummingbird and locust borer beetle and buckeye butterfly and green June beetle

Nick is painting the petal of a flower in front of a chaotic mural with a hummingbird and locust borer beetle and buckeye butterfly and green June beetle

Here we are amid day 5. The vision is slowly becoming clear. A kid from the school walked by just now and pointed at the buckeye and said “isn’t that a buckeye?”. Hell yeah it is, kid.

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Image features a vibrant artwork titled Bunny on the Run by American pop artist Keith Haring, originally created in 1986. The composition is characterized by bold black outlines, a bright yellow background, and cartoon-like figures.

Image features a vibrant artwork titled Bunny on the Run by American pop artist Keith Haring, originally created in 1986. The composition is characterized by bold black outlines, a bright yellow background, and cartoon-like figures.

Keith Haring, Bunny On The Run, 1986

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Rabea Rogge, die erste deutsche Frau im All, hat einfach einen W20 mit rauf genommen. #PNPDE #Spaaace

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JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: are you all excited for the new harry potter sssseriesss
Barker: hey yeah so
Barker: i got some questions about that
Rowling: no questionss

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the moral of the lord of the rings is that silly little guys can cause an awful lot of trouble

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At Paizo, we're proud to celebrate the diverse members of our community, staff, and stories! Join Rue in today's blog and support Trans Day of Visibility!

Read the blog: buff.ly/umVUbsm

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Grumpy Scops Owl wrapped in a blue/green blanket

Grumpy Scops Owl wrapped in a blue/green blanket

Spicy Bird Burrito

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good morning. they trans’d boathouse row.

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Wikipedia now has higher standards than all universities

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harry potter is the easiest case of being unable to separate the art from the artist that we have and obviously you should not be giving jk rowling your money or your eyeballs

there is a vast quantity of entertainment out there where your money won’t go directly to hurting your trans friends

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Calico kitten perched on a row of old books, her paw stretches out toward a wifi access point.

Calico kitten perched on a row of old books, her paw stretches out toward a wifi access point.

Not sure if she's studying the classics or setting up her own mesh wifi.

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I Tolkienize men.

Men, kiss each other on the forehead. Cry. Say things like "Be at peace Son of Gondor" and "My Friends, you bow to no one." Hug more. Write poetry. Sing songs in quiet moments. Go on big long walks. Have adventures. Be a little in love with each other secretly. Eat lembas.

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oh no I'm on a mystical adventure

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NYT Magazine Crossword puzzle today, 94 down, “alternative to X”

Friends, our website for 40 year olds has arrived!!!

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Art

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Paternal grandfather was a newspaper typesetter. Maternal grandfather was half of a vaudeville roller skating pair.

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Good morning! Yes, this is he

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Turn around, bright eyes

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I have so many feelings about Amon Hen, you guys

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putting "_FINAL" in a filename is a kind of prayer

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Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States
Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States YouTube video by Olympics

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

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some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

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