the scene at the northern virginia democrats' redistricting party is wild. as balloons and streamers fall, party members are rolling their eyes back in their heads and levitating in a circle as chants of "blood. blood. blood" echo through the auditorium. it's exciting to see the base this fired up

This is an extremely niche post but: Baylor Scheierman looks like he makes a living playing H-O-R-S-E on a rigged hoop at a carnival.

Don’t even have to check that this is Simmons

Hell yeah Freya posting

This is embarrassing

That 20 foot python is still out there

My girlfriend showed it to me for the first time two weeks ago and we had an utter blast making fun of it. 10/10 movie experience

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

Just posting about it is less meaningful than doING SOMETHING. It’s tangible action, at the absolute least

People will get mad at you if you insist that 193-year-old Jonathan the Tortoise is too old to serve in Congress.

ONE OF US ONE OF US

Buddy this movie’s got it all

3-4 with a wild challenge call. Great day for him

He’s slowly turning into Quint

If you haven’t gotten a sodium headache from an Arby’s meal, you haven’t truly lived

I know this feeling. A group of yellow crowned night herons nest in my neighborhood. Gorgeous birds, but they absolutely PAINT the street every year and because their diet is mainly shellfish, it smells like rotting crab

My heart skipped a beat

Okay

There’s nothing I want to do more than to stop making them

I work as a brewer and IPAs still very much pay my rent

Banger

I lived in Pittsburgh for a few years while he was Lt. Governor and never got the sense he was a closet republican. We all lived the guy, always front and center with his family (who seemed to have disappeared entirely). Came off as a progressive. I think his brain is full of holes now

Last week’s This American Life had a segment she was heavily involved in

This needs to be said more

And like Chris Parnell in that sketch, he’s likely been doing cocaine and lifting weights all morning

Coward

Hey @thepressbox.bsky.social you guys seeing this headline

That’s not a thing Pete. That’s not a thing at all

This stuff kept me alive in Vietnam

Zero strategy, all boneheaded posturing