FUCK the Vengabus performance I did at Misery Fest is like 2x as good as the one I put on PERSONAL SCATOLOGIES, SHIT

I just have to have all my programs dialog well with Adobe, unfortch

Also fuck Adobe Illustrator, every time I open that gottdam thing it gives me the worst fuckin time

The eat shit and die <-> eat, shit, & die continuum

@crz512.bsky.social my man it is always a pleasure to see you in tvlse. And now? Now we publicly have each other's phone numbers

COOL (?) STORY: guy showed up at an event we were running at the same venue tonight AND AVOIDED ME COMPLETELY
SHE CAN BE TAUGHT

man you ever see an ad and just suddenly want nothing more than the sweet release of death

ya me neither

anyway, f²⁶estival went great

harry potter is the burzum of children's media and equally embarrassing to still go to bat for past your teenage years

The absence of the aid the US cut under Trump and Musk does not show up in headlines. It shows up in health outcomes, tragedies, years later, in communities that already bear the weight of everything else documented here.

Fuck Golf™

Man I just remembered getting to the end of facebook some days in college. That ruled

I am at a gas station in Wellston OK and I am being subjected to a cover of Bang a Gong (Get it On) that I find deeply offensive for reasons that I cannot appropriately articulate

This was underserved

I aint give a single fuck about a moonshot when there are people hungry on earth

GODDEM

Harlequin to Co-Produce AI-Generated ‘Microdramas’ The romance publisher is partnering with Dashverse, an AI video company based in Bengaluru, India, to adapt 40 of its titles into animated shortform video series, beginning in April with Catherine Man...

I was hoping this was an April Fool's joke, but sadly no. They dumped the Historical line for this dreck. Fair warning to authors: If you agree to this nonsense, you are forever dead to me.

www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

Total systemic collapse in 2026
We can do it if we work together

Man who the fuck invented birds these things are daft

High school theatre in Texas is
-3-4 beauty queens
-2-5 football players who got lost after blowing their knees out
-3 incredibly earnest and skilled tech guys
-15 of the weirdest little freaks you've ever seen
And they're all gay

Horror movie about vintners:
MORTAL TERROIR

21) for digital art, what programs do you use?

Adobe CC, resentfully.

20) do you like to draw in silence or with music?

Music or podcasts or audiobooks! I do not want to be alone with my own thoughts that long.

19) do you feel jealous or inspired by others' art?

Weird that those are the only two options! I don't usually feel any kind of way about it aside from proud of them if they're my friends!

18) Are you confident you are improving steadily?

Nope!

17) Do you like to challenge yourself?
Everything is challenging

16) what is the easiest thing for you to draw?
Monsters, conveniently!

Golfer Christ be like "Hole in One? How bout 5 Holes in Me?"

See also Goongotha, which i'll allow you to analyze at your leisure

Rest assured, I am thinking about it right now

The builders of GolGolftha were really up on their New Testament. You reckon they're Gideons or NIV girlies?