If your computer is still responsive, it's not working hard enough

You're absolutely right!

This feels needlessly aggressive

If you keep a giant skeleton in your yard or business in the off season, I will automatically assume that you are cool

Nice!

me texting STOP to every phone number this election season

Googled game of life looking for a simple in-browser sim and was treated to this 🧬

Xcode Caches

This is why I can't have nice things #xcode

A chicken for every pot and a nuclear reactor for every GPU

Just thanked the barista and Siri said “no problem!” how embarrassing for her