Don't make an a24 movie your personality

What if water came in different thicknesses and you heard some dude at the table next to you at a cafe just order a 'double thick water please'

Was Mark E Smith the greatest lyricist of all time?

Me at 2am on new years day says: yes.

My head feels very heavy, tips on lightening my head please

Slow Train Coming and Shot of Love are two of his best albums? The Christian lyrics are just as horseshit as the non Christian ones so I don't think it really matters

They're playing Toploader in Bunnings alert

Oh yeah that's why I hate watching football live

Tanahashi's impending retirement is the most important event of our generation

Halloween is coming up but y'know what's even spookier? A tradie asking 'can I just use your bathroom?'

Somehow I constantly look at a beer tap and think to myself "wow that sounds like it'll taste like shit" and then immediately give the bartender like $15 to prove myself right

You ever put oat milk in tea? Supremely fucked up results

Me seeing any old basketball clips: "that's a travel"

Either Jess's 14 year old daughter or the 50 something year old stoner next door is blasting the Best Of The Eagles...

Is Ian Brown still bananas or did he chill out a bit?

That's just Trent's breath

What's the coolest album released so far this year that doesn't suck?

Why do people describe stuff as 'cinema' as if that's a good thing? This was released in cinemas too

How did some people come to the decision that their personality was going to be Cast Iron Cookware?

Some excellently appropriate events booking Valentine's Day in Sydney next year: Dream Theater gig and AEW wrestling show

Hahaha didn't even notice that

Making a mandrake a naked lil buff dude is top tier

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

I love that it's got such red energy but because of the way it reads and the art it fits blue so we'll also

So many funny parts in this. Willy getting a standing ovation from the Brewers fans, the announcer saying 'that lets you know how the brewers fans feel' then right after a guy in the crowd yelling 'STRIKE HIM OUT' and then Willy immediately cranking a home run on the first pitch

Beginning to think this might not be the Giants season

What if Genichiro Tenryu?

Well that's the ending sorted then

They were robbed

Barefoot is legal for Speedball Mike Bailey only

Old people really sit down at the kitchen table and put their glasses on to take 10 minutes to do something on their phone like read a spam message