Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

Once again "the death of the West" meant "the death of my secret bank account."

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

I will be on @maddow.bsky.social’s show tonight to talk about InfoWars. Unlike the site’s current proprietor, I am not presently shirtless.

this is beyond hot 🥵🥵

Frog pours Toad a hot cup of tea while Toad asks about Frog's childhood. From "The Corner" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

“And was it?” asked Toad.

Good riddance to another one of Trump’s cruel, corrupt cabinet members.

Once again, another woman has been ousted by Trump. It’s about time to clean house of the incompetent men too — I’m looking at Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

So fucking proud of The Onion!!!!!

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

These people are insane.

Tech CEOs Think AI Will Let Them Be Everywhere at Once Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey have different visions for how to use AI for management purposes, but both imagine a system of heightened control.

Meta is building a AI-powered Mark Zuckerberg avatar to give employees guidance and feedback. At Block, Jack Dorsey believes an "intelligence layer" will eliminate the need for any managers between himself and 6,000 staff. Both CEOs are envisioning the same kind of omnipresence and control.

This video gives me so much hope.

Chefs kiss 💋💋😝😝😝

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3 stacked images with text overlayed that detail an exchange between OMB Director Vought and Rep Jayapal. The top image of Vought reads, "It's important to not have fraudulent programs." The bottom two images are of Rep. Jayapal and read, "Oh, I'm so glad you asked about fraud... how many consecutive audits has the Department of Defense failed as of the end of 2025? The number is 8. The DOD is the ONLY federal agency that has never passed an audit. And you want to talk to me about fraud?"

You want to talk about fraud? Look at the Department of Defense first.

(would still play on it)

What happened to playgrounds like these? YouTube video by Phil Edwards

What happened to old wooden playgrounds? And how did playgrounds change? youtu.be/tgZxRMUpoPE

I can see the wasp nests from here.

goooooooood morning 🥳

also hi ik i have been absent ❤️

Mood af
Because why didn’t I take the day off to celebrate accordingly?! 😤😫

Happy 420 stoners!

Obama and Mamdani sing 'Wheels on the Bus' to preschoolers in New York YouTube video by Associated Press

Treasures, the whole lot of them.

youtu.be/UVOG2JEHq_0?...

Obama and Mamdani sing 'Wheels on the Bus' to preschoolers in New York YouTube video by Associated Press

Treasures, the whole lot of them.

youtu.be/UVOG2JEHq_0?...

With the Zelda Movie recently wrapping up filming, I thought it'd be fun to discuss some hopes I have for the film. Be sure to leave a comment with your own hopes for the movie, I'd love to hear! 🙌

🔽 Check it out 🔽

youtu.be/I0fzhpTMaH4

New art series: Tarot!
DEATH XIII
Model: @samtheferocious.com
More m the comments. Enjoy! Let me know what you think?

It is important to know that the City of Seattle has not authorized nor permitted any new data centers. However, the prospect of massive new data centers being built in Seattle has raised understandably intense public alarm.

wilson.seattle.gov/2026/04/18/s...

1/3

you looked so smoochable

You are too funny I love it