Does anyone else look around at all of this and just want to punch Merrick Garland in the face over. and over. and over?
Posts by J. Simmons
The leopards weren't quite finished with her face, so Caitlyn is going to be using Churu instead of foundation to lure them back.
I hope Kash gets introduced to the unforgiving friend named DISCOVERY - and I hope it's so brutal he has to reach for the bottle just to get through the first paragraph of many.
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The strait grand opening didn't even last one Hormuzuuci <sad trombone>
Just got off the phone with the president. He told me a bunch of obvious lies but Iβm going to post them anyway because I want everyone to know I just got off the phone with the president.
Turning Point <strike>Action</strike> Absence π€£
I have given up trying to Bluesky for the rest of today: there's something going on.
But Guild Wars awaits! A lovely evening to you all - if you are ever able to see this.
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I'll believe the Catholic church is serious about any of this when they use their power to EXCOMMUNICATE terrible people. How many priests that molested kids were just slapped on the wrist and put on desk duty? It's pretty clear Vance didn't learn a THING in his "confirmation." Take out your trash
JD Vance making sure that a Yale law degree holds the same level of cachet as a child's menu from a 1980's Sambo's restaurant. I'd love JUST ONE of these schools to say: "I don't know where the hell you learned that, but you didn't learn it here!" And take back the degree.
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I'm just gonna leave this right here. Congratulations, Hungary, you did it! Your collective joy is wonderful to see.
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Melania walks into a room and exclaims: "I didn't eat your lunch out of the fridge!"
You, in fact, did not even know your lunch was missing from the fridge. You check. Your lunch is not in the fridge.
That was today's press meeting. π€£π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Netflix is here to remind you, once again, that there isn't one media streaming conglomerate - not. a. single. motherfucking. one. - that isn't owned by pricks & de$pots. CANCEL subsciptions. Start reading. Learn to knit. Play games. Do anything but give those assholes MORE MONEY. FFS.
still asking!
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#music
It's about time we put the white trash where it belongs! π
The googly eyes they added to the GW2 login app are keeping me dying laughing - especially the bear! π€£ #GuildWars
OOOoo gurl I am wishing I could see the meltdown Nancy Mace is going to have when she doesn't get ass-kissing service at the airport! π€£πΏ
WAY more of this, please.
This - except the frame on the bottom is Bill Cassidy. And we all know which button he chose.
We all knew this was how these feral motherfuckers were going to act in our airports and how they were going to treat people.
Document every fucking one of their faces. These are the people we need to send to CECOT and forget they ever existed.
#FuckICE #abolishICE #chingalamigra
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Happy Birthday to a national treasure: Mr. George Benson!
This song will forever hold a special place for me - and is one of my fondest skating rink memories. Everyone clapped, sang, and tapped their skates on wood floors to this song.
#music #70smusic #GeorgeBenson
currently playing:
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#music #90smusic #massiveattack
When I turn on my stereo, tv, or any other appliance that has audio in the frigging history of audio appliances - they do not come on AT FULL FUCKING VOLUME. Why, then, in 2026, does literally every. single. online video player do this?! Stop the insanity. Start mid-volume or lower FFS.
It's pretty clear that Project 2025 is terrified of women. Ladies, I sure as hell hope you give them a reason to be terrified. I hope you scare them so badly they mess themselves and go hide in a cave for 500 years or so.
It's interesting how many in Trumpworld think it's a flex to say "he's the first to ever do this!"
No, moron, he is the first person STUPID enough to do it. And here you are clapping like a seal - the literal cheering section for stupidity.