Companion star name possibilities:

- Lydia
- Geusy Lucy
- Fusion McFusion Face

If only I had eaten fewer avocados

Hey new followers. I'm jet lagged from returning from my annual trip to Japan to feed banh mi to pictures of Shohei Ohtani.

Thanks for thinking that I'm worth following.

The "fantasy analysts sex factor" image is still processing because we got one of them AIs to upscale Grey's mustache to 64K resolution. We need a monitor the size of Manhattan to fit the whole thing.

TGFBI start

If anybody wonders why I left my career of Japan stuff, it's because the pay rate was abysmal.

Skills include bilingual communication, ready to work intense deadlines, coding, marketing, technical media skills, nights and weekends (and, I bet, overnights).

For $25 an hour.

Do you pay your staffers in OOPS coin, the digital currency that ties itself to the performance of the Colorado Rockies on road trips?

Ironically, you don’t need pitchers.

Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Preseason Sanjikai Edition A look at draft strategy and rankings using a new and improved system for 2021 fantasy baseball starting pitchers.

Every once in a while -- OK, weekly -- I go back to this article and think, "could I have made more enemies?"

Yes, yes I could have made more enemies

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When your league scoring gives bonuses for Frankenpitchers

Not gonna say I was ahead of the game, but…

RazzSlam Signup

Next week we're announcing RazzSlam 6's draft time and place (ooh, aah) but if you want to signup still, you have a few more days -- it's free to signup and there's prizes bc why not it's not my money! [finger to earbud] I'm hearing it is my money, hmm
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I was also once called "bench unit." In my college days, of course

Matthew Whitaker Hears Sleep Token For The First Time YouTube video by Pianote

youtu.be/ZeM3fnF8mN8?...

I thought Doritos were a possibility but they didn’t seem on brand

Is that a bag of Cheetos on the floor by ivanka

Barkley with 35 second half carries, who says no

Most of those dancers got more downfield yards than the chiefs

What are the odds that the chiefs team halftime adjustment is to just let the team get psyched up by watching Kendrick’s halftime show

Truth is, you need a 24 point head start to beat Mahomes in the Super Bowl

Mahomes looking lost out there

Vikings also don’t know how to protect a lead

Do they know what the song Personal Jesus is about?

Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady in a commercial trying to solve the problem of hate.

If I’m the eagles, I don’t even suit up the punter tonight. Going for it on 4th every time

Really missing the Nickelodeon broadcast tonight