A spreadsheet that reads Topgunlike Classification Device. The categories are as follows: MEDIA (Top Gun, Stardust Memory, Macross Plus, Bravern, Feddie Scum) Dumbass pilotboy protag (Top Gun: Maverick. Stardust Memory: Kou Uraki. Macross Plus: Isamu Dyson. Bravern: Lewis Smith. Feddie Scum: Lonestar) Homoerotic best friend,(Top Gun: Goose. Stardust Memory: Chuck Keith. Macross Plus: Yang Neumann (Sort of, he's not rly gay.) Bravern: Lewis Smith again. Feddie Scum: Copilot) Cold analytical rival (also homoerotic) (Top Gun: Iceman. Stardust Memory: Anavel Gato. Macross Plus: Guld. Bravern: Ao Isami. Feddie Scum: A really small picture of Cav and then it also says: Well, he's kind of the opposite of "analytical." He's got the energy of the time that Iceman barked at people for no reason.) Non-piloting R&D Girl Love Interest (Top Gun: Charlie. Stardust Memory: Nina Purpleton. Macross Plus: Myung. Bravern and Feddie Scum: n/a), Mentor boss (Top Gun: Viper. Stardust Memory: South Burning. Macross Pluss: Millard Johnson. Bravern: Hal King. Feddie Scum: Madgun.) Does the homoerotic best friend die? (Topgun: Famously, yes! Stardust Memory: Nope! Macross Plus: Yes according to the art book! His eject seat seems to work a little better than is typical for Geese.. Bravern: Yes but he came back. It's fine. Feddie Scum: Yeah :() Is the Girl Love Interest manipulative? (Top Gun: Yes. (Ask me about my Charlie thoughts.) Stardust Memory: In a way. Macross Plus: Not really, no. Bravern and Feddie Scum: N/a) Is there some sort of freaky yandere machine woman? (Top Gun, Stardust Memory: no. Macross Plus: Sharon Apple. Bravern: Kunus. Feddie Scum: Pixy) Is this uncomfortably military propaganda? (Top Gun: Yeah lmfao it kinda wrote the book on it. Stardust Memory: Kind of but in a "is this Zeonwank" way. Macross Plus: Not really.* Bravern: Yup (rip) Feddie Scum: Not really. *) *to some extent all mecha has a militarywank aspect but that's beside the point
The results of some very important science i did at like 1 am last night