Took my gran's old stuffed dog to the taxidermist. Asked if he had any idea what it would fetch in perfect condition. He said 'sticks.'
Posts by Scott Laing
VAR has requested a DNA check on that Vape.
Diving bastard
Shut the fuck up McCoist.
Can’t believe it’s Pancake Day already, that totally crêped up on me.
Score was it against Motherwell lads?
Surely that’s a red card
Man Utd could do with a Rashford type player.
Doucoure 👎🏻
Stop shouting McCoist! you annoying cunt.
The oldest club in Scotland pumping the newest club in Scotland 👍
RIP John.
It’s always the ones you least expect 👀
😂😂
First set to Hearts
Olly Watkins
@betfairuk.bsky.social I probably won’t take that bet.
Final series: 27.03.2025
Jimmy Thelin is on quite the run 13 (thirteen)
Aberdeen are absolutely brutal. Rob McLean calling Rubezic “Ruby” every time he gets the ball! What a fanny.
Happy Burns Day
The Met Office has warned people not to try to pronounce the name of the storm.
Jack Butland punches like Audley Harrison.
McCoist commentating! Fuck off man
Windows being boarded up, bins fastened shut, garden furniture put away into sheds!
Those poor people of Manchester preparing for the Rangers fans.
Fuck off Brentford
Just knocked a bloke in a Dundee top off his bike.
I'm now banned from the gym.
Jimmy Thelin 😂😂