to the tune of Pink Pony Club

NASA is excellent at both rockets and hopecore

yes

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"Sorry, you can either afford to live or fight forever wars,,, can't do both"

thank you for your service

Marc andreessen looking like an egg

I actually think this is the only billionaire who is affected by the price of eggs

Auto-Tune the News correspondent Antoine Dodson on our Department of Defense/War becoming Dr. Seuss + war crimes Department

the most confusing place on Earth (Queens, NY)

close enough—welcome back, Pam Bondi

finished the Dow song, pls send to your finance bro cousin

🙏😩🙏

was Pam Bondi trying to un-hibernate Auto-Tune the News?

‘They killed her little by little’: Parents speak out after daughter died in border patrol custody | CNN CNN’s Rosa Flores speaks to the parents of the 8-year-old who died in the custody of US immigration authorities in Texas in May, 2023 after the family made repeated requests for medial care for the gi...

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probably the timbre + the lead vocal being tripled 🫡 @erinbiba.bsky.social

thank you, fellow schmo—caffeinated strings hold the orchestra together

cc @kendrawrites.com @archbishopofyork.org

eminem’s been real quiet since this dropped

became a tiktok DJ today, blessed

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement. Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency FBI Director Kash Patel # © @FBIDirectorKash • 3h The subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody. Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with @fbi. We will provide updates when able.

In a suit filed earlier today by three fired FBI officials, Patel and Bongino are portrayed as being so obsessed with social media that it could “risk outweighing more deliberate analyses of investigations."

beautiful, though it’s a miracle you weren’t disqualified for using enhanced/magical chickens 📈

Congrats to my pals @gregorybrothers.bsky.social on their Webby Award nomination for our "Déjà Vu (But Worse)" video! vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

Contrary to popular belief, the Chicago River isn't dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. It was permanently stained green following an incident on August 8th, 2004. Google "Chicago River Incident" for more info

is it woke to want to end cancer?

Shelley Duvall looking at the typewriter from The Shining

Chuck “Dumbass” Schumer’s series of tariff posts on bsky: Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov • 1h You're watching the Super Bowl next week. Wait till Trump's tariffs raise your pizza prices. N 1.6K ① 555 • 251 ••• Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov • 2h You're driving to work. Wait till Trump's tariffs raise your gas prices. N 893 ¿ 205 • 269 ••• Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov • 2h You're watching the Super Bowl next week. Wait till Trump's tariffs raise your guacamole and beer prices. $ 247 ≥ 78 • 188 ••• Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov • 2h You're worried about tomato prices. Wait till Trump's Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices. • 1.7K ≥ 700 О 349 • •• Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov • 3h You're worried about grocery prices. Don's raising prices with his tariffs. N 255 $ 78 • 313

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

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