playlist called Peak millenial optimism

the situation i find myself in so i dont blow my shit smooth off

sausage and has brown sandwiches with butter and ketchup my LOVE <333333

hash browns are so actually goated i can't wait for mine tomorrow

i just wanna draw miku

being very public transport literate is one of the greatest gifts from my mother i'm being so real

he talking 67

always right infront of the door too istg

new sentence just dropped

people see rpf at four arms' length and PAINFULLY do not understand the effect it has

dnp mcr and heated revelry in one image is just too much for me

i mean i was at work i think that counts

limp bizkit in the clurb i AM thinking about my boy fred darts

me too it's bangin

exam time im literally gonna be okay

tell mother to pick a new birthday 😌❤️

# embarrassing just got an uber home and the driver went up the wrong street but i said "this is perfect thank you" even though it obviously wasn't- i get out, he drives away and i LEG IT round my street hoping he doesn't see me,, he only drives past me searching for my house keys when i get there

happy birthday unc !!!

yerks-dodson mention in psychology i knew my thomas sanders phase meant something

if i could repost this a million times

Whoever’s idea it was to put the massive chunks of chocolate on top on the brownie at Lidl deserves foot massages for the rest of their life

put my boyfriend on Bang the Doldrums and now he has it blasting at work,,, i love my life

never forget the day a teacher told us "you do technically have to pay for a tv license but if the tv license people show up at your door 🤫you 🤫do 🤫not 🤫have 🤫to 🤫let 🤫them 🤫in🤫"

zedbra

pj and sean ohhhh im alive

what is this episode can i just say,,,, ive never felt vibes such as this since they came back from the dead this is amazing

my best friend dropped out and now i never see her often enough and i miss her

okay gonna go back to fanfics now l8r yall

like come on

felt so betrayed over the pears thing cause phil's animal crossing island had pears on it and he was defending them with his LIFE. yes we DO love pears thank you