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Picture of a bald rat in front of s children's rainbow glockenspiel, captioned Neil banging out the tunes, April 13 2006

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

An eagle hovers over Spider-Man. Sound effect: "FLAP! FLAP!" Spider-Man looking up the eagle yells, "Go AWAY! Can't you see I'm BUSY?"

This is so US american coded I love it

Bbc news screenshot showing feed from the Orion capsule and pickup shop. Headline says "soon: moon mission splashdown" subheadings says "foreign secretary: thoughts and prayers are with those affected by tragic crash"

BBC news might want to get someone to moderate the automated headline feed because they put this up literally seconds before the comms blackout and it gave me a heart attack

Weeeey, I fuckin love pork

Funny story: I have discovered through bitter experience that a lot of vegan food in fact contains crustaceans - most miso paste is cross contaminated to hell

Oooh this set menu looks lush

Oooooh love steak

Can you please read the post you're replying to carefully?

Would also appreciate knowing the Portuguese for "I accidentally ate something with fish sauce in it and now I am shitting myself lifeless, please give me drugs to fix this" and "this has prawns in it, call an ambulance for anaphylaxis" as well as recs for good gay bars in Lisbon.

I'm going to Lisbon next month! Would really appreciate recommendations from the Portuguese and well-travelled among you of places to eat or dishes to order that don't contain anything that will kill me (finned fish, crustaceans, molluscs). Appreciate the fish allergy is a pain in Portugual lol

A couple of years ago, there was a minor heatwave and my gf was recovering from surgery. The house was fucking sweltering and nothing we could do would fix it, despite airflow generally being great.

Turns out at one point while working her way up the stairs she'd knocked the thermostat to 30C

ABC news headline Artemis 2 crew faces mental physical strain in deep space

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

“…And now you see why Neil always said never to mention — oh, hey Houston, we’re back. Saw normal, far side of the moon things.“

One of them hides. Other three pretend there never was a fourth crew member.

This works best if the one in hiding has a twin back on Earth who can pop up in the control room and shout “surprise!”

Best case scenario, both the crew and mission control prank each other about what happened while they were out of contact

I agree with the idea of them coming around speaking Klingon. But switch it up. The Americans are all talking in Klingon, but the Canadian is talking in Na'vi.

And someone has some gagh.

#ArtemisII

Just say nothing. Stay absolutely silent for the rest of the trip.

Tap in an alternate video feed playing Apollo 13 sent back to base

..."good, there's still enough time"

"Has It Happened yet?"

All the astronauts swap genders.

Can we just skip to the part where the astronauts return from their voyage around the moon, step out of the pod, and with strangely dead eyes and expressionless faces, say things like "I am fine. Thank you. Please tell me about your systems of government."

libera te tutemet ex inferis

With a little prep (bringing makeup) I reckon you could probably set up a passable Event Horizon-style tableau

LEGENDARY

Cover the camera and act like something absolutely TERRIFYING and unspeakable has boarded the craft while out of communication.

"Thank you Houston, instruments went a little funny just now but we're in the green. Please tell President Harris we're on our way home."