I ran my hand along a chair at a chair store and the sales guy goes

"that one's only three..."

And he paused here for me to look at him with hope in my eyes and then said "thousand" in a way that suggested I get the ever-loving fuck out of his store right now and I did that

pulling up in the absolute cleanest pair of Lakai Salabanzies

If my kids don’t call my future chair the boss chair I will be gently disappointed but still winning of course (cause of my new chair)

really thought I was cooking too

if people would put down their phones and actually talk to each other more often we’d know that nobody oils their beard. The entire idea is a scam by artisanal gift shops, hallmark and big oil probably and nobody’s talking about this

birthday pact with my friends states a flat ground trick must be done on your birthday and sent to the group chat before midnight. No repeat tricks for 5 years.

k fine I will.

Meow? Ventures and spits like dad or just cop the complete?

you get a mini for an almost 3 year old right? That’s what those are for?

airport security awestruck by my swift navigation of their procedures. They’re speechless at the efficiency I organize various cutting edge electronics in the bins. Their gaze turns nearly inappropriate as I raise my arms to present myself for a full body scan

hold on so it just keeps going and going and going and going? (yes I'm also now in Desert workin on my short game)

If you hold the ON button for your electric shaver there’s sometimes a travel mode where it doesn’t turn on in your suitcase and I just learned that shit now after like 20 years of having a “BZZZzzzzZZZZ” ass suitcase flying all over the place

the switch flick is tight and the city of Minneapolis let this boy down when nobody stopped that opening manual trick from being done and then put out with complete sincerity.

Also – the homies cheering at the indoor on the kickflip noseslide is an incredible sound (editor shoulda let it ride)

You’ve alluded to this guy or guys like him in the past and every time you do it I feel less alone in this world

before I learned the height of the NB guys I’d have thought this ledge was huge but actually it’s just regular size

If Lakai just kept this aesthetic the entire time we’d be living in the most beautiful timeline imaginable

🫡

my options were actually quite limited

For old clip Thursday: a 2022 skate trip nosegrind

never that

and also a 4th that is lower than all of them

both butter (landing kinda manual on the fs shuv is a power move imo) but the bs shuv was a combo of floaty and precise that had to have have made your day

for real though I did

brought some pants to the tailor and when she asked what I had in mind I showed her a clip of Wade Desarmo doing a switch back smith

A couple of years ago, a friend added Ryan Gallant to our Instagram group chat and asked if he would send us a fakie front 180 for Xmas, which he kindly did.

Hello

saw a Bronco today and thought “man I like that truck” — not sure it counts as a truck though. Could lead to some discourse. Maybe I’ve arrived just in time

Hi how’s it going over on this app? Are you guys doing it for real?

I’d like to post somewhere. Twitter is so bad now and threads feels kinda like it’s for YouTubers or something?

just posting

the airport guy told me I missed my flight and I was like “I can do it, let’s just try” and I skated so fucking fast through Pearson and made my flight but my bag didn’t and now I’m at a restaurant in my airplane clothes

I don’t think backside smiths are good when they’re so long they need to be balanced like a manual trick