thank you!! 🩷

LOVE that you just play old school characters!! i totally forgot about miss fortune, i loved her. amumu was fun but always made me sad 😂

“ye olde choppe” “jane fonda move” 😂😂 love it

yeah they had a vote thing in the app, i’ve been curious about how it would taste since i’m usually not a big fan of their chicken 👀👀 i’ll try any tbell menu item at least once though

Nope

Cops Arrested a Black Pastor Watering His Neighbor’s Flowers. The Alabama Supreme Court Is Fine With That The opinion in Jennings v. Smith transforms the state’s stop-and-identify law into a show-me-your-papers regime.

Things Alabama Law Lets Cops Demand:

- name
- address
- explanation of actions

Things Pastor Jennings Provided:

- name (“I’m Pastor Jennings")
- address ("I live across the street”)
- explanation of actions ("I’m watering their flowers")

Yet they arrested him

ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

i can’t lie, any time i see the name ed, i immediately hear “ED-BOY” in my head lol

OMFG YESSSS

exactly!! people acted like it was a war crime to just have a funny shaped pb&j lol

Pumpkin hoop

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

I love being an adult.

YESSSSS!!!!! how was it?!

i still think of this tweet every single time i say or read “the time being”

So great

Nice out fit loser . 2001 called , Apparently some thing happened to the World trade centre

my brother: so after Deb retires from Pfizer we’ll probably sell the house up north and move to Hermosa.

me: nice that’s cool. you know the Hatchet Gang? it’s like 80 guys with hatchets. they are after me. they think i stole a relic but i didn’t. it’s a long story. can i smoke out back?

oh absolutely, all the neighborhood cats know i’m a total sucker. they gather outside my door and/or on my fence waiting for me to come feed them every night. even the ones that are already clearly well-fed. 😂

A stray cat that more or less lives in my backyard. She is a greyish tabby with bright green eyes and white markings. She is laying on her side on the ground looking very chill.

Same cat, now laying with her head turned upside down in a very adorable way. Her eyes are so intense, lol.

neighborhood stray cat update: guess who decided to come sit with me

(not pictured: i slow blinked at her and she did The Cat Flop!!)

‼️SESAME JUST LET HER COME INSIDE‼️

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i'm going to steer this ship into the rocks

i didn’t want to trap her in and break her trust so she didn’t stay for long but this is MAJOR PROGRESS. sesame has had FIRM boundaries about letting her come inside until now 🥲

‼️SESAME JUST LET HER COME INSIDE‼️

A stray cat that more or less lives in my backyard. She is a greyish tabby with bright green eyes and white markings. She is laying on her side on the ground looking very chill.

Same cat, now laying with her head turned upside down in a very adorable way. Her eyes are so intense, lol.

neighborhood stray cat update: guess who decided to come sit with me

(not pictured: i slow blinked at her and she did The Cat Flop!!)

🥰🥰🥰

oooooh i love this compliment!! thank you!!

no *i* had the coolest HAWTEST wife with ME

A close up of my eyes/eyeshadow. I have a shimmery, light green color on my eyelid, a deep red in the crease and outer corners, and a very light gold shade on the inner corners. I am also wearing black winged eyeliner. This was a fun one :)

Same as last pic but this time I’m looking off to the side, you can see the outer corner blending a little better and also my eyeliner which turned out pretty darn good.

from the other night 🎨

how do they even get their hands on it? do they have to rob a lab or something? 💀

NO U