Today, students were horrified I knew what AO3 and Wattpad are. I immediately transformed into the Bane meme.

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

What are some easy beginner steps to becoming a bigger dirtbag?

Of course everyone lives rent free in my head. Sounds like it’s time for you to unlearn your landlord mentality.

I’m going to the Tennessee Fiber Festival tomorrow where I expect to feel immediately validated and cured of all ailments, physical and mental.

What irresponsible doofus agreed to prepare this over spring break?!

Poster for a talk. Text reads: PHI KAPPA PHI 2026 TOMLINSON LECTURE SARAH BAGLEY DIDN'T SAY THAT: MISATTRIBUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES DR. KASSIE JO BARON PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH TUESDAY, MARCH 31ST | 6:00 | MCCOMBS CENTER

Come to Martin! We’re so close to the earthquake simulator!

had so much fun at C19 — beautiful people, beautiful little pierogi, & presenting on Edith Wharton as the straight woman’s queen pervert 👑

My only regret from @c19americanists.bsky.social 2026 is that I could not stop in Muhlenberg County to see the John Prine statue if I wanted to be home before the tornados.

See you all in C19 Birmingham

(Do you think anyone has noticed I forgot to pack nice shoes?)

This is my first C19 since Twitter died and I feel disoriented. If you see me wandering in a daze, please take me to lunch.

Angel from RHOP driving

C19 so far

The Conference on College Composition & Communication (CCCC) setting a good precedent, affirming the right to refuse AI for both instructors AND students.

The whole "Resolution 2" in the linked document below is worth reading.

h/t @evenannaliese.bsky.social

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cryptids love C19 Cincinnati

Bringing blurry Sony Cybershots for my panel so we can go get some footage.

Bigfoot Investigators Monitoring Movement Across Ohio As Six 'High-Credibility' Reports Made In Just Four Days There's been a ton of Bigfoot activity being reported in Ohio over the last several days. As of this morning, there have been six "high-credibility" reports in just the last four days.

Yesssssss dreams come true!!!

If I can’t unionize Claude then it’s not conscious, next question

Just as soon as I get my friend to explain what an LLC and corporate restructuring are, it’s all over.

I hope you C19ers are ready because I am working on the HOTTEST, the SPICIEST, the WILDEST take on water power monopolies in Massachusetts from 1820-1840.

I will not publish a book until they bring back mass market paperbacks.

This is a protest and definitely not procrastination.

I took an extremely pro-bean stance in class today and this will remain a central piece of my identity until the end of the semester. #LegumeLover

I’m only sweating this much because I’m passionate about the lesson and definitely not because this classroom is inexplicably 85°.

A student accused me of rage baiting them. A very successful intro to close reading day.

I would be very interested in 2026 Kirsten. You know she would send that arsonist raccoon to fight ICE in MN.

Apparently one of the new dolls is Samantha’s granddaughter. Impossible for me to imagine an American Girl having a child.

The article teases she’s a suffragette “educating women on the importance of voting in their first presidential election that fall.” No word if she’s leaning Cox or Harding.

I’m ready and I HAVE THOUGHTS!

#OtD 16 Feb 1986 200 roving pickets from the Hormel foods plant in Austin, MN, on strike since Aug picketed a plant in Dubuque, Iowa. Despite UFCW union officials telling workers to go in, half of the 900 workers refused stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8782...

American Girl's Samantha is All Grown Up In New Novel. Elder Millennials Will Swoon Forty years later, 9-year-old Samantha Parkington has finally become an adult in new novel by Fiona Davis.

They made Samantha Parkington a worker in 1920s New York. I will only respect this if she joins UGW.

Book bedazzling with the crew.