A preview of the back cover of "Mutants From the Archives: Pet Shop Blues, with four mutant dogs: an anthropomorphic chihuahua in a Hawaiian shirt and board shirts pointing a revolver at the reader, a griffon bruxellois in tactical gear holding up a submachinegun, a Chow-Chow in a tight shirt and pants holding a rocket launcher in one hand and rockets in the other, and a cloaked, hooded Norwegian ludehund on one knee, crouched with a hunting rifle. The guidelines from the layout program being used are still visible.
It also has the following text:
"NO KNOBS, NO MASTERS.
You’ve been mutated. Move beyond fish flakes and kibble, leave the pet life behind and seize your anthropomorphic future.
This book gives dogs their day and lets cats out of the bag, with over a hundred new breed options from Abyssinians to Toygers, Afghans to Xōlōitzcuintin, randomized mixed-breeds, and every species of canid and felid not previously covered, like Pallas’s cats or red wolves! And we add new pet-centric backgrounds, skills, fighting styles, and even rules for centering them in a campaign by playing a pack or a colony.
It’s not just four-footed carnivores; pocket pets, aquarium fish, caged birds, and many more get their turn. And it’s not just the everyday: we introduce genemods including the Guinea Big, strangeness in the Pittsburgh cold storage cat, and otherworldlies like the Flickerhund.
And we explore the state-of-the-art in gene modification, with genemods getting both their sales pitch and terrible secrets exposed, along with the legally grey practice of zoohacking.
You don’t get to have it easy, though! The Invasive Species Service’s hunt for mutants is bolstered by the Soiled Boys, their fascist footsoldiers. Also, the Alpha Squad arrives, a group of mutant mercenary dogs toxified by Internet maschismo. But to fight them, it’s-
TIME TO GET UNLEASHED!"
Gettin' that back cover together for Pet Shop Blues.
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