this stopped being funny in like like Nov dudes

but that might just be for black ppl im not sure come to think of it

YT means white now idk if u heard

love when He goes "wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up". not bc I like violence but bc I hate Italians

just saw a group of teen girls holding hands and swaying over lunch at panera to the song "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out". don't they know Morrissey is a problematic now! how dare they bond over this song from 40 years ago!

I was just called a plant over this on DIY CHI FB. For the love of fuck log off girlie

saying a zen practitioner must also be buddhist is like saying a metalhead also has to listen to Chuck Berry.

in chicago, we meet on sundays

(not better, just different!)

most of us don't even like to be looked at but I'm built different

@somemorenews.bsky.social Am I a mentally ill attention whore? Yes. But I need Joe Rogan need you to understand that it is separate from the trans thing.

I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS AND I'VE DECIDED THAT'S YOUR FAULT FOR SOME REASON NOT MINE

Sid we need to talk about your definition of "celebrity "

I love that my only real male friend at the moment is literally named Guy

What is the goal here?

evergreen

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

I would be so stoked right now if I was one of those accelerationist types but I'm pretty sure I'm not so I'm mostly just terrified.

now how will ppl shit out frantically slapped together garbage within 4 weeks?

the guy behind me at work is asking for tips on where to get jewelry. he's not even dating anyone. he just wants to be ready for when he meets "the one". deranged hetero behavior.

Okay I think we've reached the apex of making things horny can we please stop now

For sale: magnum condoms, lightly used

you think pink floyd is one person bc you think that's a guy's name. I know that pink floyd is one person bc that guy's name is Roger Waters.

RHCP albums without John are non-canonical. I don't make the rules.

Ty this has been driving me nuts (and I'm from a Sox family!)

gonna keep screaming about this but this is a feature not a bug. the point of transmisogynist ideology is that it polices all women

April 11, come join us at dad’s (empty bottle), we’ll be playing some of the new ones ⭐️

Ah yes the famous parking lots all around Wrigley Field

A news executive says "Ms. Decline! Your comics have become so well-known, we'd like to interview you for TV news!" Alex Haus of Decline says "Great! can you please use this phrase for my chyron?" and hands him a card. He winces at it and says "uh... are you sure?" Alex, with a threatening smile says "if you don't, I'll sue you for discrimination." Alex appears on the news all dolled up. The Chyron under her reads "Alex Haus of Decline: Clocky, but Hot?"