I’ve only just remembered this weapon existed.

St Johnstone deserve to come up. Legit congrats to them.
They get like 2 months’ grace before the tractor/Tory patter properly kicks in.

TMZ headline DR CONRAD MURRAY 'I HELD MICHAEL'S PENIS EVERY NIGHT'

Hope the MJ film has this spinning into frame like a front page about racketeering in a 1940's crime flick.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Michael Jackson’s dick.
Patterned like a fresian cow.
Actual vampire fangs coming out the meatus.

Aaaaaah

I presume Scales is injured?

I was scrolling through some screenshots of nineties American talk shows and this is the winner.

I hope Bsky doesn't ban me for this, but after this ep I had to provide a selection Ancient Delos penises as proof. Including giant statues of penises, decorated with penis-bird-creatures, or a carving of a penis meeting a penis, with a penis for a tail, and another penis for a penis. So sorry. A x

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat . ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .

Hampden caterers have a special, seasonal offering for today’s semi.
Bumpkin-spice lattes.

Tv Theme Please Sir YouTube video by tvtestcard

How in the fuck have I had this as an earworm for a week?
Is it in an advert or something?
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We need to talk about Trongate 103

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Done it before, can do it again. At least there’s no indyref this time around - there were No posters and UJs up in the office last time. It was honking being the only one that could speak and vote properly.

Good news: my broke ass got a job
Slightly offsetting news: it’s in that Embra so big commute and horrible politics in the office

Right, that’s that done.
Onward to a brave new world with my weak chin.
My 24yr old says she likes it and I look younger but I was actually quite comfortable being old looking. I was trying to encourage the grey bits.
3 weeks or so until I get back to looking like a crabbit oul’ bastart.

Naked faced bastard

Went to trim my beard for an interview.
Used the wrong attachment, had to follow through and…
I hate it.

Caldwell?

90s rock icon Bob Mould: ‘When Cobain died, I pulled the plug – there was nothing worth saving’ Mould’s fearsomely loud power trio Sugar rode the wave of grunge, but called it quits when the scene lost its innocence. Now the band are reuniting – before it’s too late

90s rock icon Bob Mould: ‘When Cobain died, I pulled the plug – there was nothing worth saving’

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This gif of Swinney’s reaction to the Sarwar/Offord stitch up bombshell will end up on every gif keyboard eventually
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What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me?

I think I understand the appeal of the constructed drama/conflict of this and the one with the OJ family but it’s possible to understand something while sneering brimstone at the human failings that lead to its consumption

Can I file for tertiary Dance Moms absorbtion trauma somewhere?
There’s like the fifth or sixth watch through going on in my house and my headphones have died.
It’s all the things in life you try to avoid in one garish, vapid parcel of unnecessariness.

Documentaries about the early church, Roman Empire and 20th century wars on streaming services?
Completed them, mate.

Just got further down the Wikipedia entry and they might be the same person.
I’m using unemployment to totally charge up my junk populist history knowledge.

Two of the knights of the round table were called Yvain (or Ywain or the modern Welsh spelling Owain) but only one of them was called Yvain the Bastard.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

A fantastical history of fairies Podcast Episode · HistoryExtra podcast · 14 April · 25min

I love shit like this.
How class/religious differences shaped people’s concepts of fairies
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The best candidate is basically the most blandly creative liar.

LinkedIn/corporate logic
‘People don’t leave roles, they leave bad managers’
Next post
‘You can’t say you left a role because of a manager - say ‘the organisation’s strategic values misaligned with my own and I’m looking for a closer cultural fit’’
I’m genuinely sick of the white collar world.