The pre-cum part of tomato ketchup can break a meal for me

Whoever’s poking a needle in my voodoo doll, please stop immediately!

I told him he should post singing covers again from a hiatus. Last week he posted crazier by taylor, wearing the same date outfit… fk my chungus life ugh i know it’s just one date but still i just feel shitty cuz idk what I did wrong.. whatever dj play sucker for love by Robyn

Still not over a guy I went on the best first date with last month. 3 hours of long flowing convo, he sang to me, and we shared a poutine. Then ghosted me a week after 🫠

Last year I hopelessly applied to scholarships and today I actually got awarded one! If this ain’t a sign to just do it idk what is!!!

I make the joke of damn nobody got a job? At least once a week if the gym is full

I think I’m choosing happiness today

Dark, dark, dark, dark, dark Saturday

Barefoot at the locker room.. you’re dead wrong, even trade wasn’t forgiven for that

Blue jays facing chatgpt pitches again 😵

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

A black sheep with a trans flag wool in blue pink and white stands among a bunch of pale white sheep. “I’m the trans sheep of the family. And I’m Visible because I’m PROUD — not because “you could tell””

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
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Once it hits above 15 degrees outside…It’s on constant repeat

Twice now 🤭

Friendly reminder: if he wanted to he would if he wanted to he would if he wanted to he would 😵😵🔨

The gays chose either fka twigs or zara larsson live tonight and well i chose

oh they're so addictive!! i did like 30 puzzles during the pandemic and wait until you discover mystery/escape puzzles

If you end up watching youtube shorts in bed… just go to sleep soldier. Me

Hudson Williams attends the 2026 #Oscars

Wait the first date shifted something 🥰

Is it so wrong to play Christmas music cuz it’s snowing right now? Whatever 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

He texts me he texts me not he texts me he texts me NOT

Gelled my hair today to mask the 3 days unwashed smell of it

Browt is brat

A close-up of the Pokémon Browt's angry face.

u fuckin wot mate

I just added some kimchi in my pasta and it tasted kind of bomb dot com

The pitt, the traitors, and bridgerton tonight?!!? I’m busy.

Mother mother mother mother mother

Canadian players looking somber with silver medals, Sidney Crosby on the right

Sid

Fuck noah schnapp