The paranoid slut...

If you’re a trans woman in your early 20s, buy a sword

Go into debt if you have to

This is not satire. You can get a sword for two hundred dollars

Having a sword communicates status to women and business relationships

And if you buy it right it will hold its value if not appreciate

Sorry I'm still thinking about mousegirls...

Want to bite more girls and hear their squeaks and put them in situations and see how they respond and reward or punish them appropriately

I don't want to be the better person, I want revenge. Unfortunately, I am the better person.

I'm like if a dyke was a cat and also an angel of vengeance and superficially fucked up and evil and also killing you :3