From chloeerinwallace on threads: text reads trading with the Chicago Sky is like: The photo shows two people making a trade. One person has two packs of spaghetti, and the other one has a an Apple laptop
Chloeerinwallace on threads with the perfect summary of making a deal with a Chicago team:
Damn Sam Altman is allegedly a sociopath? That’s crazy. You’d never be able to tell the second you looked in his eyes.
fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font
do the Sky hate winning or
A R T
Nice out fit loser . 2001 called , Apparently some thing happened to the World trade centre
a screenshot from episode 38 of the Digimon Adventure anime reboot that came out in 2020. it shows the character Gabumon being crucified. this is after he is kidnapped by Mephistomon, a fallen angel digimon, & then ritualistically sacrificed to try and resurrect an ancient evil god digimon named Milleniumon. this was in the cartoon. they showed this to children.
today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏
Man Marc I saw a listing the other day that had SIX PHOTOS of the top of the disc and not one of the bottom what are we even doing here
The planet Earth being flipped off
the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck
That it still exists is crazy
Pictured: Hector Diaz with fan
whaaaaat this rules
We worked together for almost a decade but this is the first time we’ve met in person. shoutout @rickyodonn.bsky.social
"independent" is actually hilarious
I'll be real I understand why The Boss did all that
two dudes from dragon ball. they're named terror and plague. i dont know which one is which. they're Australian and pretty mad max.
been watching dragon ball and every now and then i'll run across some episodes i never saw back in the day. like the one with these dudes. these sure are some dudes
Horse editorial from the onion
I’m happy I don’t have to but I would pay five times as much for the print Onion as I am currently paying
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
There's funnier tweets out there but the perfect buildup to the last minute ridiculous swerve into complete pointlessness is so perfectly my sense of humor that it's nearly supplanted the actual lyrics to this song in my head
It’s this one.
It's this little gem and it's not up for debate
Hide and Seek by Naono Yoshiko, cover
Hide and Seek by Naono Yoshiko, back cover.
The seven Smudge volumes, with the latest on top. Descending: Hide and Seek, The Girl Who Raised the Dead, My Gorilla Family, Face Meat, Mansect, UFO Mushroom Invasion and Her Frankenstein
Oh hell yes! The latest in @livingtheline.bsky.social's classic horror-focused Smudge imprint is here. Hide and Seek by Naono Yoshiko, and it looks really good. Her work is new to me, but I'm excited to dive in. The Smudge stack looking real good. #mangasky #booksky
"We didn’t have microwaves, but we can go to the moon? We didn’t have color television."
Those things were available in 1947 (22 years before the moon landing) and 1954 (15 years), respectively. Is this CTE or natural stupidity or is there no way to tell anymore?
Kazuo Umezu's Cat-Eyed Boy manga, volumes one and two from Viz. Covers.
Kazuo Umezu's Cat-Eyed Boy manga, volumes one and two from Viz. Back covers.
Kazuo Umezu's Cat-Eyed Boy manga, volumes one and two from Viz. Spines.
added these two books to my collection and they are immediately two of my favorite-looking volumes. just beautiful. can't wait to dig in reading them tonight #booksky #mangasky
there are many already in the quotes and replies but i gotta shoutout the hurderer tweet
