You know how some dogs are more than a dog? Like three of my dogs are dogs. And I love them. I do. But Goose isn’t a dog. She’s an angel sent from heaven and I can’t imagine ever not having her

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My dog Dusty had a best friend in the neighborhood and his friend just came up to our front door 🥺 god dogs are so fucking cute

I can’t wait to be 50 and all my friends are also in menopause and fat lol I’m sickkkkk of my body

I couldn’t give less gucks about the Oscar’s this year

Also suck it work nemesis who got me fired. In less than 2 weeks I got a better higher paying job 😜

I got a job offer!!! It is in office though and I’d need to ask for an ADA accommodation to be hybrid. Have any of you asked for an accommodation before? Message me I’ve never had to do it

This job I’m interviewing for made me take a CCAT and I got a 34 which is guess is pretty dang good. Heck yeah I’m a genius

Yeah I’m sure it’s not easy to repeat a hit but it feels like completely different writers or something it’s bizarre!

Season 1 was so good im disappointed

Anyone else think The Pitt season 2 is cheesy and lame

I have an onsite interview next week for a claims job! I want to eventually transition to cyber claims. So this would be great BUT it’s in office. I haven’t been to an office since before Covid. I am going to ask for hybrid as an accommodation but still it’ll be a weird adjustment

Hell yeah new laptop!

Where are you going?

Just had an interview for a privacy associate at a law firm and I went into it assuming it would be like legal adjacent like maybe management lol she was like can you waive into the VA bar and I was like uh I think I’d have to take the bar and that would suck lolol

I’ve had an interview everyday this week. See if you’re nice people want to help you

You still working for the governmentfratty?

Thanks Zebs miss you!

Well I did get fired. Anyone want to hire a lawyer with CIPP/US cert? 🙃

Or anything legal adjacent honestly that’s remote. I cannot commute bc I have radiation damaged intestines and would poop my pants. Ok thanks 🙃

My nemesis is probably going to fire me so if anyone has job leads in the cyber space hook a girl up

Was I healthy as a child? No. Am I healthy as an adult? No. Can I have babies? No. Did my bf leave me while I had cancer? Yes. Is my career at least fulfilling? NOOOOOO

Why is my life so fucking hard. I know everyone has shit to go through but mine is harder LOL

Makenna asks us today who babe Ruth is and the other day a 20 year old didn’t know what Cher looked like. Wha the fuck man

When Goose smells bad we call her Mandy Pastinkin and I just love it so much

Huh what did I miss

I had three interviews yesterday for a job I really want so everyone cross your fingers for me. I can’t wait to get out of this hell hole

I miss Twitter and all of you guys

Time flies. I wish we could have our dogs for forever

Yeah I’m so scared. She’s only 8 😭