Alex Turner haha no reason haha

this piece was interesting bsky.app/profile/ryan...

a youtube video thumbnail featuring kash patel making a very funny face. Paranoid freak-out, excessive drinking: Report describes erratic K... MS NOW - 1.5M views - 3 days ago

you know, for what its worth, this is the exact face i make when someone accuses me of excessive drinking, and I drink excessively

in french there’s a beautiful saying that describes the sudden, unshakable and intrusive urge to self-destruct like one would by ordering dominoes pizza- l’appel du le Noïde

Local woman gets a week off work starting the day of a new set release

wretched thank you

Forever? also what about girls

did u get biting guidelines

Compelling nick

writing callout post shortly

Rather lose another finger

asking bc I'd be fucking embarrassed to ask a judge to shuffle 6 times in 2 turns

in fairness roanoke has like four gates

ive stepped out of the shower less than an hour before boarding

doc didn't check the date they shoulda given me pot

What's the best modern deck that shuffles less often than Neoform

May the force be with you or whatever

May the force be with you or whatever

Hurts like fuck, details

Cw medical (text only)

ikr doesn't even give me an excuse

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Robert voice wow my very own chud!

im in the triage hallway

still above average I think

theyre gonna think im jaundiced

98%

itll grant me special banjo skills

I thlammed my fingers between a forklift and a door

cw bloody paper towel

truth

dog person thats right

who was your first problematic crush