Uuuh exciting! Putting you on the list! 😬😬

That answers my previous question 🫣
Looking forward to sending it your way! 😬

Oh wow! Got your hands full! 😅
I’ll keep this saved do then! 🤞🏻

Does your longing for books for young readers and readers young at heart extend to the NA age group in the contemporary fantasy genre? 😬👀

This looks like a perfect fit for my MS! 👀
I have a contemporary fantasy that actually has NINTH HOUSE as a comp title! Do you know when you might open to queries again?

Hoping you open to queries soon! I think I do have something you might like… 😬👀

The author, the first page & the moodboards for AWAKEN, now #amquerying

I missed this… 😰😰🫣🫣
#amquerying

Anyone else get irrationally angry buying groceries?
I mean, I know I can’t just chuck my rubbish out the window, but bin liners?? Or cleaning products? Laundry detergent?? I hate doing laundry! 😫
Being an adult’s naff…

The new Strike novel came out 🤣
The Hallmarked Man!

In case you didn’t know, Svens die without their audiobook comfort blankets… 🫠🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

While I AM dying of cringe reading back romance stuff I've written while editing, I do make myself laugh sometimes at least...

Happy New Year, friends and fiends!

I don’t know who came up with this public perception that yoga is just a bit of stretching (it isn’t just me who thought that right??), but my newly acquired winter cardio program has me sweating just as much as jogging did 🥵🥴😮‍💨

Continuing on my YouTube yoga winter arc 😅
I don’t know why I am dripping, drenched, melting sweat out of every pore 🥵🥵
But it’s very fun 😅🤷🏻‍♂️
(Might he a yoga mat for Christmas angle🧐)

Many happy returns!

Officially dnfing this audiobook.
I hate doing if, but haven’t heard something this awful in a minute…
36 hours of that is too much😰🤣🤷🏻‍♂️
(And it’s winning awards? 😳 how, people… it’s voted for by READERS! How??? 🤯🤯🤯)

As a second language writer, that’s a relief… 😅😮‍💨😮‍💨

Okay but… did we really need 3 semi SA/s*x scenes back to back to back…? 🥲
The audiobook: hold my beer, here’s a fourth… 😓
Ah, nvm… it’s interrupted by semi falling in love. So it’s 3 r*pes to fall in love. Lovely message… 😐😐😐

Well, things are happening now 😅
And I’m stubborn 🫠🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

I am reeeeaaally trying to like this book… it’s so hyped and popular (I think?) but I’m 13 chapters into an over 30 hours audiobook and it’s… not it… 🫠🫠
I hate not finishing books 😣

Feeling this today…

It’s been a fking hour. There are NOT THAT MANG FKING LEAVES TO BLOW INSIDE OUR FKING YARD!! PISS OFF!!
Yes I’m an insomniac who finally managed to fall asleep in the morning for forty five minutes until they started leaf blowing. A YARD from my window. Murder is considered.

We all eat about a kilo of tangerines or mandarins a day this time of year right…?
It’s not just me? 🤣

People, please…
Don’t use the sequitur ‘Besides…’ in dialogue, like ever (Even if it is in an old timey setting). It gives me the disgusted full body shivers every time…
Inelegant, pompous, yuckyfuck.
Please, no more… 🤮😩

Me watching a hot chef cook and narrate:
Him—‘Taking your time with the meat is going to make a real difference!’
Me—😏😏😏
Because I’m a mature adult like that.

👈🏻this guy slipped my heel, slapped my arse and called me Sally earlier,
👉🏻that Mfker just jizzed in my eye without warning…
Guess that’s my sex life sorted till 2026 at least 😏😏😏

I can’t wait!!

This is the way.

I’ve had all this tea but…
I feel like I’m just exhausted and tired faster…? Which is at least semi useful since I now have to pee every few minutes 😑😑😐