Also, feels important to mention these days that this indie film was made by humans.

Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home DULUTH, MN—Overjoyed to have a full house for the first time since everyone went off to college, local mother Leslie Daniels confirmed Thursday it was a dream come true to have all her children back h...

“I’m so glad to have all my kiddos under the same roof again—it’s just so nice it worked out this way!” Leslie Daniels said as she cheerfully stirred a big batch of chili for her three adult children

not a single teacher or professor i ever had would be surprised to read this

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself

“I don’t want to get too deep into Star Trek here…” he said, openly lying.

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

Could This Actually End Citizens United? Montana — yes, deep red Montana — has a plan to effectively neuter Citizens United.No Supreme Court ruling or constituti

An upcoming Montana ballot referendum would deny corporations the power to spend in state and federal elections.

If it passes in deep red Montana, it could pass anywhere. State by state, this could effectively nullify Citizens United. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1fPbGHe3xE

U.S. Forest Service unveils extensive closures of research facilities Cost-cutting move is expected to cause resignations and turmoil

What will happen to the 82 USFS experimental forests around the country? Many sites have decades-long experiments that are tracking how forests are changed by timber harvesting practices and climate change. As I say here, “you can't just pick up an experimental forest site and move it to SLC.”

Listen to how Trump said “says” when he said, “As it *says* in the gospel of John.”

Trump struggled to read his Good Friday message off his teleprompter and didn’t even bother to do a corrected take.

MS NOW put together a supercut of the hopefuls to replace Bondi -- Blanche, Zeldin, Pirro, Schmitt, and Habba -- kissing his ass on TV

Overseeing the removal of shoes, belts, and abuelas

How ICE Is Assisting TSA https://theonion.com/how-ice-is-assisting-tsa/

that 60 minutes ticker is like pavlov theory sunday scaries

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

The Jetsons lied to us

Jaw-dropping admission by DOJ to court.

DOJ admits to having repeatedly made "material mistaken" representations to judge - ICE never had authority (under 2025 Guidance) to conduct arrests at immigration courthouses!

DOJ admits court "relied on...prior misrepresentations."

DOJ blames ICE (page 2)

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Trump turns to Patel after Stephen Miller praises him for five minutes and says, "So Kash, see if you can top that. That's a tough one, Kash."

"That is tough," Patel replies, and then he starts praising him too

Who needs therapy when you can complain about the same minor inconvenience to six friends at different times until you are sick of your own bullshit and suck it up?

Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker

Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker theonion.com/zoo-hosts-contest-to-nam...

my sister is so excited about getting her cosmetology license i don't have the heart to tell her the USSR doesn't have a space program anymore

So wait. Do I need ID for the sex part, or the birth part? If I show up at the hospital and I'm crowning, do they put it back in if I leave my ID at home?

🧵 by @ilangoldenberg.bsky.social:

Paul Thomas Anderson Always Knew He'd Be a Winner Revisiting the then-27-year-old director's 20 Questions interview in honor of his Best Picture win.

Revisiting the then-27-year-old director's 20 Questions interview in honor of his Best Picture win.

Innuendo Studios — Protagony Three: Gordon the half-silent protagonist

Reallllllly enjoyed this Nebula video from @innuendostudios.bsky.social on the voicelessness of Gordon Freeman and time being transposed into space nebula.tv/videos/innue...

69 MILLION married women can’t use their birth certificate alone under the SAVE Act because their name changed.

This isn’t accidental. This is engineered.
Call your senators! 202-224-3121.

#SaveActIsPayToVote

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

My sources say it was former president John Barron

If you really want to watch football like a QB, you have to understand zone coverages

Cover 2. Cover 3. Cover 4. Cover 5.

I break down how NFL defenses actually work & what QB’s are looking for every snap.

New episode of The Breakdown ⬇️
🎥: youtu.be/cnjGjCQi8Xk