Hey, it's the first funny thing you've ever said. Congratulations.

Uhh rizz

Elon and I both want to send Javascript into space, though I want to trap it in the Phantom Zone.

There go the people I must follow them for I am their leader.

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Bette has a line for that

Do you think it will fit in a Honda civic?

Contracts for Facebook Marketplace:

Offer, acceptance, consideration, reconsideration, renegotiation, reacceptance, ghosting

I like the new name of Fort Bragg

turning a dial that says "puppy murder" and glancing back at the audience like a contestant the price is right

Cameo by Tomahawk Cruise

You haven't lived until you've used a depleted uranium driver.

I believe he's confusing Kendrick for Dr. Dre.

Passive voice will take credit in a statement later

They've got the full commando cosplay outfit. Tactical helmet, fisher-tikes radio, plate carrier with rifle mags.

Welcome. You've got mail.

Concerning

Peter is sympathetic because he's also familiar with being iced out because he writes shitty stories

Police are committing crime: we need them to remain cops

I guess nostr got boring, too.

"Protestors need to come up with a coherent message."

"Why are protestors designating certain people to talk about their message?“

His mistake wasn't being a pedophile, it was being a gay pedophile.

A protestor politely declined to talk to me. Here's 2000 words about it.

Saw a video titled "chiropractor works on wild lion"

I am disappointed to report that they were not eaten.

Writing on the trash can.

Ah, didn't count on a hospital having a paint shop. Don't know why but it's always government places that use that stencil.

Jail?

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You want to go full?

Harry S. Plinkett he's fat and a serial killer. And he wants to know if you want a pizza roll.

I also suggest the plinkett review. And commentary. And other redlettermedia webzones.

They forgot New York is Eastern Time.