last repost is too real, i’m so sick of hearing “the snp are the only ones who can keep reform out” when everyone i know is voting green

i got one of these too (Oxon) and again, despite being decently pleased with our libdem MP, i am so bloody tired of being told 'vote for us to keep the other guys out!'

no!!!! i will not! i will vote for the party PLEDGING POLICIES I WANT TO HAPPEN.

either Morgan or Ollie tbh

been awake for 3 hours and had no caffeine so obvs i am Struggling

having money is the greatest curse that has ever befallen me, all i want to do is buy little treats

hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

what a beautiful day to be a Chelsea hater

that’s classic sleepy boy syndrome right there

every time Bay Davis pops up on my insta feed i start barking uncontrollably

inject stories of matadors getting wrecked directly into my bloodstream

so hungry i can’t sleep but i absolutely cannot be fucked getting out of bed :(

wonder if i’m ever gonna be able to drink a big coffee without thinking of rob beckett nearly puking on taskmaster

just had my first coffee in over a week 😌

She was never fucking poor, either. Tells you a lot about the class backgrounds of UK journos that they think Rowling was living in poverty. She was a single mother on benefits, but there are millions of people on benefits, and lots of them (us) don't have middle-class family to fall back on.

very pleased to announce i have re-entered my trixya era

obsessed with lil baby Harkat 🥺

just trying to place a wee bet but every website needs my driving license, passport, bank statement, blood type, star sign, firstborn child, and best friend’s next door neighbour’s dog’s name

Tweet from Elon Musk: "*Soros Organization has taken over Hungary"

Antisemitism is structurally necessary for Elon Musk's politics, because he wants to brand himself as the insurgent populist fighting the elite, but as the world's wealthiest person, he needs a definition of "elite" that is not strictly rooted in wealth or corporate ownership.

why do so many ppl think politics doesn’t affect them????? the only thing the british media & government have spoken about for the last 20 years is immigration, yet every day there’s a new story of someone without a british passport being denied entry and acting shocked

begging lena dunham to stop releasing memoirs

got so excited at the thought of never wearing a bra again that i forgot i have to wear a fkn binder for the next two months 😫

need megan’s walmart hot boy summer set expeditiously

also ik it’s early days but i’m in way less pain & i’m way more mobile than i thought i would be which is such a nice feeling

literally just sat in bed cheesing, i can’t believe after ten whole years it’s finally happened 🥹

as soon as i woke up i got a cheese & chutney sandwich, a fruit plate, and a pot of tea 🙏

not even been 6 hours since i last ate and i’m so hungry i wanna cry 😭 this first meal post-surgery is gonna hit different

meme of The Grinch coloured blue over a trans flag with the caption “that feeling when top surgery is tomorrow”

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what a whirlwind series of events