Maybe she’s been stuck in traffic for 93 hours and her phone died

I love sporting events and concerts because you can scream randomly and it’s mostly encouraged

Inflation is crazy my groceries were $20

Tackling the Amazon driver before they can deliver podcasting equipment to my upstairs neighbor

The normal one is just way too hard but I’ll try again

savoring these sunsets

Is there an easy boiled egg?

Going to invent a toy you can throw that comes back to you

Some pics from my walk this morning (I’m 6’4)

[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun?

[the fifth little monkey]:

Night walks >>>

#a10bidleague

3 bid league hive is alive

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays…

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot

dudes talking about getting money but dont know how to cook… all that bread and you cant even make a sandwich??

Bell peppers🫑🫑🫑

Idk honestly but once you confirm you email and log in thru web browser you can change the setting but idk honestly this is just what I’ve heard apparently but it might work idk I haven’t done it because

drinking gasoline

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

CAN I BE LOVED GENUINELY HOURS

Who up jimmying they John freaky fast

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Wait literally

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BAEEEEEEE

Omgggg???? So adorable I’m dying for the reveal

MUTUALS IN EVERY LIFE BAE YAYYYYYYYYYY

Anybody know where I can buy a caffeine plant I’m tired of supporting Big Caffeine

Sorry my internet kinda slow

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON OMG

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How it feels to find my twitter mutuals on here