I've started asking myself if I really want it all to end, or if I just want the pain to not be quite as sharp and constant. Bondage is our condition and all that, but if life could provide some aftercare that'd be much appreciated.
Seek joy in nothing and you will find disappointment in everything.
Seek joy in everything and you will find disappointment in nothing.
Linking a bluetooth enabled butt plug with a steel battalion controller to pilot someone around like ratatouille
Try all you want, some bulky items will never disappear from your life, no matter how many trash bags you wrap them in.
It's always 5 o clock on a Friday if you never stop drinking!
If it helps, just remember two things. First, there will always be someone who hates you no matter how hard you try. Second, there will always be someone who will try to take advantage of your good nature.
I don't think Kong has the vocal range to hit the high note during trials and tribulations
Wow they're shockingly realistic for being wood
Things that make you peel off your skin #easter
We've been developing Lucky Tower Ultimate for 5 years, with 2 years in Early Access. I'm so excited to finally announce we're leaving EA on April 16th!
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Listen, if the games industry can recover from Atari's ET, it will recover from this.
We're sitting on the precipice of the next iteration of video games. It'll get worse before it gets better, but it will certainly get better.
Like the grooves of a record, your mind can be warped and scratched into degradation, spinning and playing as normal, yet the output is only a malformed facsimile.
The Happy Days are the ones that play clear and bright on the record. They, too, will degrade, so enjoy their sound while they last.
I am CERTAIN we will see Kirby. How else will they set up the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, and Smashvengers?
Where do I buy tickets
All art is political. Again, all art is political. If what you’re engaging with isn’t political, doesn’t have a point of view, then it’s not art — it’s just commercial produce. All art is political. Don’t kid yourself otherwise.
You got me! 😵
Go for gold. Show them the meaning of wist.
*the eagle pulls out a mortar and pestle to grind Prometheus' liver into a fine paste*
"Ah, yes, you really get the mouthfeel of agony."
JLo has two movies: this, and Enough. You can tell me she made more, but she didn't and those are slanderous lies.
Listen, Mr. Eagle, yeah I stole this fire but it doesn't have to be just for me. Imagine if we got some onions, maybe a little bacon, how good my *cooked* liver would taste then, yeah? We don't have to do this every day
"I don't enjoy the flavor of liver, actually... I'm more into the eternal torment of it all."
2028 Olympic lineup lookin' a little esoteric
BRING BACK JOHN LEGUIZAMO AS WALUIGI
who here fw Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls?
all my homies fw Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.
If you don't fw Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, you ain't my homie, unfollow me.
As promised, here's a link to grab a free copy of the jumpstart edition of my upcoming TTRPG, Steam+SPITE!
rainstitcherstudios.itch.io/steamspite-j...
Separating art from artist is a dog whistle, similar to separating politics from art.
These are mental gymnastics designed to allow people to hate or love whatever they’re told.
Choose, for yourself, who and what is worthy of your time and energy. Don’t let anyone tell you what you’re about!
*metal chords*
YOU WILL BE CONSUMED BY ACID
PUNCHED THROUGH TIME
BACK TO TRIASSIC
EARTH WILL GNAW UPON YOUR BONES
TO BE EXTRACTED BY THE THRONE
🤘
I don't want to let him peacefully pass away. I want him to spend his final days in a jail cell. He will have faced no consequence for his despicable behavior otherwise. The precedent it sets is, frankly, unsettling.
Jesus get tf out them dolls and take that silly-ass wig off
