If not happy single then won't be happy in relationship. It makes no sense. It's like saying if not happy starving then won't be happy full. God saw Adam alone, He said it's not good. He didn't say learn to be happy alone then maybe we'll see about Eve. I wish people knew better.
I just like having smooth balls. Feels so much better to play with em like that. Maybe one day I'll have a wife to do that for me. Maybe not.
Someone suggested a brand to me designed exactly for privates vs the likes of say Nair. Aemerry - Intimate Hair Removal. Haven't bought any yet but its about $20 USD on Amazon. Was gonna grab some when I get a deposit again and see how it feels.
gonna have the house to myself this weekend. if only I knew someone local to get laid with.
Man I shaved my balls today... and fuck... scrote skin got caught in the blade gap on my adjustable safety razor... and now has a long gash against the underside... dog gammit
Wait... that looks like my dads Z except his isn't silver.
Nice! You a part of the Z Car Club? Family has got two of them. One 1982 Datsun I think and the other is a 1997 Nissan.
Snap. Crackle. Pop. All you're missing now is some marshmallows and butter. Then you can be the stream snack.
and BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG stretch *crack crack crack snap*
Oh....I didn't know that'd happen...
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Call my dick King Louis XVI because I want a wife with a pussy so tight it's a damn guillotine.
Happy Easter all! Jesus Christ bless you!
What do you get when you cross breed an adrenaline junkie and Nick Wilde? Apparently Fox McCloud according to Nintendo in the new Mario Galaxy movie. #MovieSpoilers #Movie #Spoilers #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie #MarioMovie #Nintendo
I still have my VHS of this from all those years ago. With the Pizza Hut commercial before the movie and child abuse PSA after the movie. I look forward to seeing you in Heaven, Judith Barsi.
Anyone else remember the restaurant, Perkins? What about their Mammoth Muffins? My favorite was the banana nut muffin. So big and filling! Perfect for an after church Sunday mass breakfast. Ah, what a nice childhood memory.
This is such a mood. Would love to be with a nice Christian furry wife like that.
Chad furry cook attempts to send mating signal via posting a picture of very tasty looking hamburgers with humorous sexual intent.
Any werewolf bitches or Renamon looking for a semi subby top Mr. Mom type of puppy husbando? This could be our date night dinner. Made by yours truly!
Also I understand that I consume a lot of porn. Its kinda hard to deal with sexual needs and energy without having a partner so I use it to help me out there. I really shouldn't but its just so easy. Although if I had a wife I'd just focus on her because IMO porn is mostly an escape from lacking.
I don't disagree that all porn is bad but I also find it dumb when folks say feral art is akin to zoophilia. Its like oh no I watched a scary slasher movie guess that means imma mass murderer now. Being able to tell fact from fiction is not a universal human trait it seems.
Use certified mail and tick the require signature box. That way someone has to physically accept and sign too and until it happens... they will continually show up until it is done.
I miss the world that told a Nazi to fuck off when they demanded you to show them your papers.
Kindly FUCK OFF Discord. Also FUCK OFF Bluesky since y'all are trying to make to do this shit too.
I miss the golden age of the internet. Back before censorship and everyone had their own butler. We need to go back to Ask Jeeves.
Oh man. I've been slow cooking some beef overnight in tikka masala sauce atop a bed of onions and the house smells so good right now.
The only Mountain Dew I've ever liked was that special edition Halo 3 flavor. I still have a can of it somewhere.
OH GOD DAMMIT! I haven't emptied my balls like I normally do & now they've been so full that they've chaffed my PJ's at the crotch to the point they're popping through the seam. FUCK, this was the only other pair of PJ's I've had & now both are ruined with holes in the crotch.
Oh shit. Someone gifted me that Lucario daki. I was wondering who it was from.
I know the tweet in question is a year old today but my point is that I will rejoice at being chosen for martyrdom by these abominations in charge. To be considered worthy that I may die for the light, the love, my savior, Jesus Christ the Lord God Almighty. You can take my life but never my soul.
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape. (1 Thess 5:3)
It does not end well for those who spill the blood of the saints. I know my blood will be spilled for rejecting the Antichrist, DJT.
That is a mood. I have friends and family so I'm never really alone in the physical and social sense but that ain't the loneliness I suffer from. So each day just feels like all I can do is go through the motions of being human despite not having the full human experience.
I'm just imagining the Thornberry's showing up in the UK and causing havoc.
So jealous of those uppies.