🍊: “Frankly, 👐 when the communion wafer 🤏 is transformed, most of the time it’s not even the best 🫲 part of the body or even blood 👐 from what I’ve been told…”

Breaking: Trump to issue executive order banning transubstantiation.

Yes, but I would be explicit about one more part: they need to publicly, loudly, and repeatedly scream *both* of

1. They'll have the back of anyone who refuses to carry out illegal orders

2. There WILL be consequences for *everyone* who does carry out illegal orders, top to bottom

All I know is that new film better be called ‘Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2’, which of course would lead into ‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’.

Tiger Woods happened again.

Press play on Steel Panther.

The BBC Censored Me ... YouTube video by Rutger Bregman

“Democracies don’t collapse overnight; they gradually erode in acts of fear.”

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Hi @saramohrpietsch.bsky.social I’m trying to find a slower song I heard on Night Tracks about a year into the pandemic. I think it featured a choir recorded remotely online; title might have been “I Sing.” My searches have come up empty. Miss the show since BBC Sounds blocked it here in Michigan!

They’ll continue this behavior until someone finally stands up to the bullies.

Many of us recognize the unsettling parallels to the 1930s. Unfortunately, they won’t acknowledge those until history reaches a 1945 moment.

Even then, they will likely refuse to see themselves as the villains.

Amazing how they can conduct enough “research” to give the impression they’re scouring the Library of Alexandria, yet still can’t be bothered to pronounce foreign names correctly.

Dear college football gods, please send us a sign for a 16-team playoff.

I’m over here whispering, “Don’t get caught. Don’t get caught. Do not get caught.”

She playing a dangerous game.

Watching one dog carefully going through the other dog’s bed for hidden treats while she’s off getting a drink.

This feels like a full-on suspense thriller.

A black cat sitting in the middle of a park. There’s graffiti on a wall that has graffiti of a black cat. Above the image there’s text that reads : his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals

Same vibes

A Dublin Street Comes Together to Sing Fairytale of New York YouTube video by In Ireland

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Return of the Cmonmac... @cmonm... • 1d I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!" 63 ₴ 254. O 1.6K. 企 ••• Michael Sullivan @md-sullivan.bsky.... • 1d Release the Epstein Files! (TNR) Release the Epstein Files! (Calibri)

I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.

Words DO MATTER.

This is deeply moving.

Dec 14, 2025

What a shitty day.

Nothing quite as American as being asked to hurl footballs into an oversized soda can just to qualify for life-changing financial support.

Week 5 Sword of Omens matchup graphic featuring the Detroit Lions and Cincinnati Bengals. The Lions logo on a blue banner and the Bengals logo on an orange banner appear above a large stylized sword with a glowing eye at the hilt, set against a red and blue lightning background. The text 'r/CatTeamBrotherhood' is displayed at the bottom.

#CatTeamBrotherhood

Appreciate all of the work being produced on things like this.

No ambiguity here whatsoever. If he was not on the list, the world’s most notorious narcissist would already be taking legal action for defamation of character.

Back in May of 2011, I was sitting at a bar overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.

I remember a Christian radio host, Harold Camping, predicting the end times at 6pm that evening.

6pm came around and the bar played Blondie’s ‘Rapture’.

Brilliant scene; I’ll never forget it.

Yes, that’s a better comparison!

When we saw the sky flash red and then smoke in the distance, some of the adults that came out of their houses thought it was a few oil storage tanks near the airport.

Imagine building an entire media empire off that one question.

‘This Justine’ becomes the hottest new show online, and you spin it into a full programming block called “WTF Is Wrong With You‽”, a lineup dedicated to asking people on the right that same question, again and again.

It would be darkly poetic if the man who squandered so many taxpayer dollars on golf were to die from a stroke.

I had a fever dream recently. One where a new constitution was being drafted right before our eyes.

“They can’t do that,” I thought.

But they didn’t care.

They don’t care.

They. Don’t. Care.

There’s no chill, and then there’s no Churchill…

Dear Grapefruit,

You’re the least graped fruit I’ve ever met.

Step up your grapiness or step aside.

You’ve been coasting on the flavor of better fruits for too long.

Get tasty, dammit.

One Nation Under Blackmail #sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #OrGiNaL #cOuNtRy #folk #song YouTube video by Jesse Welles

Welles has done it again!

Truly the Woody Guthrie/Pete Seeger of this moment.

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