is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?
ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
There’s always that one person in the group chat who communicates 50% in emoji. We made that person the National Security Adviser.
isn’t it worse if you accidentally let a *bad* journalist spy on your war plans
Shoutout to the media lawyer that had the Atlantic article REPEATEDLY and CLEARLY emphasize that AT NO TIME did the author have the REQUISITE MENS REA.
Every weird text I get from now on I’m going to assume it’s Hegseth.
lol. Good point.
Today…
The Court need not resolve the thorny question of whether the judiciary has the authority to assess this claim in the first place. That is because Plaintiffs are likely to succeed on another equally fundamental theory: before they may be deported, they are entitled to individualized hearings to determine whether the Act applies to them at all. As the Government itself concedes, the awesome power granted by the Act may be brought to bear only on those who are, in fact, "alien enemies." And the Supreme Court and this Circuit have long maintained that federal courts are equipped to adjudicate that question when individuals threatened with detention and removal challenge their designation as such. Because the named Plaintiffs dispute that they are members of Tren de Aragua, they may not be deported until a court has been able to decide the merits of their challenge. Nor may any members of the provisionally certified class be removed until they have been given the opportunity to challenge their designations as well. The Motion to Vacate will thus be denied.
BREAKING: Chief Judge Boasberg denies the federal government's effort to vacate the TROs in the Alien Enemies Act case, finding that people the government claims are subject to the proclamation at least have a right to "individualized hearings to determine whether the Act applies to them at all."
Huh
You could always read it French lit.
Meta approving higher exec bonuses after laying off 5% is a great reminder of what *all* of this is really about.
How do you people do it?
… wut?!
Dead. The grinch always goes on offense!
@jdotj.bsky.social www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Just bad behavior in general. Byron didn’t die for this shit.
Wut.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
You don’t follow Justice Thomas on TikTok?
Banger follow.
Snow eminent.
When there was only one set of footprints that’s when your offensive lineman power slammed you into the end zone.
Gulliver’s Travels from 1726.
how many nogs did we actually try before settling on egg
I did not read this as “cook” either time.
Yikes.
How close are you? Should we start a go fund me?
Oddest thing I saw all weekend was an Eras Tour 3 cassette set.
What if it’s both?
… because I’ve never seen that happen at Christmas.
It’s custody battles, drunk drivers, crazy distant relatives, and cheap thoughtful gifts given by most for reasons less than moral.
Oh… and a tree gets killed so we can house our seasonal depression indoors next to our normal depression.
I really need to buy a whole ham more often, because I can happily subsist by nibbling bits off a high-quality ham for a VERY long time
I just realized I didn’t share my fun weekend escapades over here… and that’s sad.
