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Posts by Elsie Funk

Owning cats will make it look like you don’t clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two weeks, you ask?
Because it’s his favorite envelope, that’s why

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a man is hanging from a rope next to a vehicle Alt: The pole fighters swinging over Imperator Furiosa’s War Rig

“Why can’t we just put the oil onto trucks and ride it across the desert rather than through the strait of Hormuz?” My love, let me direct you to a little documentary called Mad Max: Fury Road

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Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.

Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!

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The speed that Artemis II was traveling upon re-entry was like traveling from London to Los Angeles in less than 10 minutes.

#NASA

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A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

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Look at all that DEI sending astronauts around the moon.

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Canadian poet Karen Solie wins US$175,000 Windham-Campbell Prize Solie is the eleventh Canadian to receive the prize since its inaugural 2013 ceremony
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Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

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So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

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Hundreds of swans flock to Vanderhoof in annual migration
Hundreds of swans flock to Vanderhoof in annual migration YouTube video by CBC British Columbia

I want to go to there youtu.be/W_yECSXfVHQ?...

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Still shocking 😳🤯🤣

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Angine De Poitrine  - Vol. 1 , Full Vinyl Rip
Angine De Poitrine - Vol. 1 , Full Vinyl Rip YouTube video by Bon Stock Full Safe

www.youtube.com/watch?v=woj_...

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Teen Finds 6-Inch Megalodon Tooth Millions of Years Old While Diving for Fossils on Florida Coast A Florida teen will have quite the story for his friends to chew on when they all meet back in class after spring break.

Teen Finds 6-Inch Megalodon Tooth Millions of Years Old While Diving for Fossils on Florida Coast:
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/teen-finds-6...

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actual nytimes headline 

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:

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Artemis II sent a pic of the beautiful garden planet we are too greedy, lazy, short-sighted, and ungrateful not to destroy:

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The US reportedly waited to strike the bridge in Iran a second time until rescue workers and others in the area gathered to help the wounded, which then killed at least eight people. Authorities in Iran are describing it as an act of terrorism.

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NYTimes Headline: The Women Who Believe That Women Should Lose the Right to Vote
Subhead: Adherents to biblical patriarchy support household voting: One household, one vote--the husband's. They say the idea is catching on.

NYTimes Headline: The Women Who Believe That Women Should Lose the Right to Vote Subhead: Adherents to biblical patriarchy support household voting: One household, one vote--the husband's. They say the idea is catching on.

The New York Times rolling up its sleeves to do the hard work of normalizing the idea that women should not have the right to vote.

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Patchwork crazy quilt on a very large mule deer wall mount, done in 1997. Kinda creepy and kinda excellent too. Derrick Stacey Denholm, BC Canada.

Patchwork crazy quilt on a very large mule deer wall mount, done in 1997. Kinda creepy and kinda excellent too. Derrick Stacey Denholm, BC Canada.

Patchwork crazy quilt on a very large mule deer wall mount, done in 1997. Kinda creepy and kinda excellent too. Derrick Stacey Denholm, BC Canada. #BCArt #Art #WildlifeArt #Quilting #CanadaArt

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Seriously du Now. . . Angine de Poitrine

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Here are ten seconds of Flamingoes feeding underwater.

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Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

There is good in the world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...

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The LaGuardia Crash Will Be Blamed on One Controller. That's Not the Whole Story. 3,000 controllers short. WWII-era radar still in use. And a lone controller managing two emergencies at midnight. This was preventable.

Two pilots dead at LaGuardia. A lone controller managing two simultaneous emergencies. The FAA is 3,000 controllers short. We will blame the human. We should fix the system.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

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they’ve fucked air traffic control, oil, and TSA. commercial air travel might just die.

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Opinion | Our Hospitals Are Unprepared for the Return of Kids With Measles There are lots of follow-on risks once children start getting vaccine-preventable diseases.

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

“The assumption that hospitals can easily absorb an increase in vaccine-preventable diseases is flawed and dangerous,” Jennifer Reich, a sociologist who studies vaccine hesitancy, writes. “Pediatric emergency medicine and intensive care are struggling.”

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Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.

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Tell Your Senators: Vote NO on Voter Suppression | Indivisible

One of the new goals of the far right is to make it harder for women to vote.

The SAVE Act, which the Senate is debating now, would be a major vehicle to achieve that goal.

Spread the word about why we need to stop SAVE. indivisible.org/actions/stop...

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There is nothing in the NATO Charter that requires a member-state to join wars of aggression started by another member.

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Friends. Allies. Partners.
🇳🇴🇨🇦🇮🇸🇸🇪🇫🇮🇩🇰

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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .

Happy Pi day! #TCMPARTY style

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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

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