Bold move in a city with none of these

If you’re ever at PDX the Escape lounge has really good beer on tap

This is definitely the solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. Couldn’t recommend it more

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Don’t suggest he should do something so radical

Leaving Earth’s gravity for a few days and and returning to land exactly where you planned is the wildest thing a human can do

Under Fyre Festival

Why don’t you ask your toaster oven what it thinks about Six-Day War?

I love that for him

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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For legal reasons I don't suggest burning down or exploding Sam Altman's house.

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

Get the poor man some Fresh Limes

Probably the best non-dril one

To be clear: I love Mexico and its people. Losing currency value to a country that has major cartel issues is a sign of decline and weakness of the US as a nation

The USD is losing value to the Peso at a dramatic rate if people are still thinking things in USA are going well

It’s just Cirroc, your honor, and yes I’m ready

It’s good that we all have something to cheer for that involves a positive aspirational vision of humanity.

Leaving Earth’s gravity > year in orbit of Earth

We did and we’re not telling you

If we have to feel like shit about everything we might as well drag the rest of these assholes in here with us

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks

Maybe just retire from public life and stop saying stupid shit at 90. Fuck him

Gary, head home to SA, apartheid is calling

This is exactly like in college when a disgruntled-ex shared the Sigma Nu door code with us so we could steal their front door in the middle of the night and never have it be found.

If the Sundance Kid calls you, you return the phone call. Nothing could be more simple

Soup and sandwich party

A SKLETEAN WHO HAS TO FIND A MOTOCYCLE IN A GRID BEFORE THE SITE THEY USE EVERY DAY WILL LET THEM GO TO THE SITE!!! THE COMPANYS KNOW EVERY THING ABOUT US AND THE BEST THEY GOT IS TO TRY TO SELL US SOMETHING WE BOUGHT LAST WEEK AND THEN TELL US WE MIGHT BE A ROBOT BECAUSE WE WANT TO CHECK OUR EMAIL OR BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!! DA TEXT "EVERY DAY THE COMPANYS WHO SPENT BILLIONS OF DOLLERS TO HARVEST MY DATA GET SCARED AND MAKE ME PROVE THAT IM NOT A ROBOT" ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE CORPORATE WORLD THAT WANTS ME TO SCAN MY HAND TO PAY FOR GROCIES AND HAS EVERYONES FINGER PRINTS AND BIOMETRIC DATA AND GPS DATA AND CAMERA FOOTAGE AND PURCHASE HISTORY AND KEYWORDS MENTIONED IN THE SAME ROOM AS SIRI DOESNT KNOW WHICH WEB SITES WERE USING??? AND IF THERE LYING ABOUT THAT THEN THE MOTOCYCLE IDENTIFICATION IS FOR SOMETHING ELSE THERE NOT TELLING US? I AINT AN INVESTOR BUT MY GUESS IS YOU CANT MAKE MONEY IDENTIFYING MOTOCYCLES SO ONCE YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR 1 SECOND IT BECOMES OBVIOUS ITS ALL SCAMS, AND STEALING FROM THE RICH IS COOL, BUT THE GUYS DOING THE STEALING ARE EVEN RICHER, SO , WHAT DA FUCK DO WE DO NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

EVERY FUCKEN DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN

I have seen one good example of this plate

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen"

there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago