We can hire court jesters when we have a divine monarchy again in about three months.

I have literally worked as a professional driver. Happy to deliver needed items any day of the week!

One of my neighbors hates me. His wife tolerates me. Once I saw he had a Twins baseball cap on and said cheerfuly, "go Twins!"

His reply? "Go fuck yourself."

I think it's because I was an upstart lefty who ruffled feathers by running for city council, etc.

Would you like me to pick up groceries or medication for you? I can pick up a prescription with a name and dob.

You aren't the only one who just sits in the car before or after a long day Pausing to decompress in a parked car can help you reset, if you keep a few things in mind. That temporary pause can act as a buffer between one part of the day and the next.

Related. apnews.com/article/car-...

A Better Tomorrow for her – and for all of our kids.

Thank you, @michigandems.bsky.social!

Of my male blood relatives, only my maternal grandfather voted for Hillary Clinton. He was also the father of five daughters.

Sen. Cory Booker is giving a speech to the Michigan Democrats Women’s Caucus. The speech is about gender discrimination and feminism. That’s why the women in the audience are standing and clapping and cheering. They know exactly what it’s like to be discounted. Literally dimes on the dollar.

Populus deltoides - Wikipedia

According to Google AI, this appears to be a Eastern Cottonwood (Populus deltoides), the largest tree species native to Minnesota. They typically live 70-100 years. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Populus...

SNL comedian Pete Davidson in Ken from Barbie movie spoof music video where he sings he has "Bipolar Energy"

This is at the intersection of my comedic interests.

I got the album on a compact disc at Sam Goody.

O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (ZDF 2004) YouTube video by kiimisia86

My first international language education. youtu.be/3FFC6tDSdmY

I overheard a Gen Z table refer to being a designated driver as, “sober cabbing.” Honestly, that’s a more straightforward name for that concept

Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ to kids in NYC

Well, the Strait of Hormuz is closed… again.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx. 

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

Conrad Zbikowski standing at a lectern with a poster, “DFL Strong, We’re in the fight together.”

Volunteered with the Senate District 10 DFL Convention. Adjourned the Benton-Isanti-Mille Lacs 10 DFL Convention by 1:21 pm. Two conventions; one day! Whirlwind day and we recruited one new HD10B DFL candidate! Elected five state DFL delegates.

Community center with around 100 to 200 attendees at tables

Onamia, Minnesota has great turnout for a Senate District endorsement convention and a multi-county organizing unit. Thanks to everyone for showing up! I will be chairing the organizing unit at 1:00 pm.

the big “innovation” of the tech boom of the 2010s was misclassifying employees

They could be diseased or near death. Liability if the tree falls down in a windstorm.

Bring your Toyota Tacoma into the garage pronto

Salix babylonica - Wikipedia

Trees have natural lifespans. Weeping willows (Salix babylonica) have a lifespan of up to 75 years. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salix_b...

It’s Washburn McReavy. (Family friends who managed funeral arrangements for three family members.)

As a web developer, I think it’s as unethical as any machine learning or self-checkout kiosk to save human labor. I don’t mind generative AI per se, I have a distaste for the low-quality product. I don’t mind if someone uses Claude as a search engine.

@wedge.live

Really looking forward to drag bingo! This is always a very fun event! ✨

Drag Bingo in comic book style, surrounded by B, I, N, G, O bingo balls. Doors open at 6 PM Game starts at 7 PM Thursday April 30 Roxy’s Cabaret

If you RSVP to join us at Drag Bingo, then in two weeks from this exact minute, you'll be locked in, ready to win, and hearing the first bingo number of the night (my bet is on B14).

Oh AND you'll be supporting an awesome neighborly cause. RSVP now: actionnetwork.org/events/drag-...

My family has sent care packages before, but if the logistics command is broken, then it goes nowhere.

I will be honest and thought this was an immigrant concentration camp upon first glance. But no, it's the United States Navy feeding our sailors and marines. End this war. Bring our service members home.

Leftists nerds unite to protect the realm.