ah

phenomenon.

it'sa not so bad

fair enough

is there tomato sauce under there?

gotta no respect?

she's a badass. we all need this energy.

that's a different guy.

Squirrel Pot Pie

¡uvas no!

some of this is due to ayeye data centers sucking up all the components

beaf

photo of professional ribbon dancer with caption above: "This gal's killin it with her CVS receipt"

can only think of this

why two

I don't think Oklahoma (or any of the other Rogers & Hammersteins) is a sung-through musical, but I could be wrong.

Was under the impression that Jesus Christ Superstar (1971) was among the first.

that's "Miguel Nesmith" from Los Monnos, the Spanish-language Monkees TV show they'd film overnight using the same sets the English one had used during the previous day

had some this morning. tip: keep em in the freezer. easier to get in the pan when solid and if you're only gonna use half you can just lop it off with a knife.

single earphone of the vintage "crystal radio" variety, with beige twisted cord, monaural mini phone plug

for me, "earphone" will forever be one of these

* to pretend to care

i own a significant fraction — nearly all? of the Goldberg Variations CDs ex libris poet, singer, songwriter Rod McKuen. Piano, harpsichord, organ, strings, guitars, accordions. Every one that ever came out, he bought a copy.

super jealous. i can tell just from the covers that these are things i would enjoy.

you tiao (a puffy fried Taiwanese crueller) and a bowl of soy milk

this is, admittedly, a bastardization of a popular Taiwanese breakfast meal, you tiao + soy milk, which comes in both a savory version and one with a distressing quantity of sugar dissolved in the milk.

put it in a bowl. heat it up till it's steamy. dunk glazed donuts into it using chopsticks. pinch of salt amplifies the sweetness.

i put unpeeled garlic cloves in the microwave until they pop — five to ten seconds.

nom nom nom

also his little hoodie

did i mention the dow is at fifty thousand?

NO WE'RE NOT 'PUTTING IT ON YOUR BILL' AGAIN STOP ASKING

“it's a cartoon cat! and he's giving the finger!”

i see this phrase every time i go to a Goodwill. it's on big full-color posters they display in every store.