Just relentless 😤

Is season 3 of the summer I turned pretty called the summer conrad killed himself?? Cause damn this boy going thru it

God broke my driver’s side window cause he knew what I’d say in traffic given the opportunity

And I really be going to this job everyday. Everyday. Every. Day. I really be going.

Bring back focus groups before I start targeting advertising execs on the street.

Some people really have dads dude, just out here with whole ass father figures.

Put a fruit sticker on my forehead just like a little kiss

He gotta say I look pretty every morning or I’m calling out

we’re losing recipes- bring wet willies back

I like to bring a lot of “How come” energy to a room and power tripping authority figures never enjoy that

Some days I’m truly better as a ✨concept

Life on earth is because of 6 inches of topsoil and the fact that sometimes it rains so yeah, it’s all loosey goosey, dude.

Host a sit in/lock out at every government building until tRump isn’t president anymore.

To you 💕

This is the funniest fuckn thing

In real life I write it 15$ because that’s how it’s verbalized and that’s the kind of common sense I’d like to see catching on, not whatever tRump got going

Every skeet i skeet was my funniest thought to date and i was so proud of myself i wrote it down, here, in my little online diary. Do with that what you will. I ate $15 worth of nachos today.

I just pop on here to do my lil dancy dance by myself

Put ugly people back on TV

This meeting could have been an email and it could still be a fistfight.

Well that’s art right there

Finally became the pretty lady little black girls stare at in the grocery store 💕

Life doesn’t feel like a Hiroshi Nagai piece anymore and I fear it never will

A BLACKITY BLACK BLACK NEGRO BLACK EBONY BLACK MAN IS STARING INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE SOUL OF ANOTHER BLACKITY BLACK BLACK MAN INTENTLY

Even yo coffee betta be Black

I gotchu babe, you’re on the list 💕

Try a board game meetup tho! Or some bars do board game nights!

Oh heard lol i didn’t wanna ask if you just didn’t have friends to play with cause that’s, again, shady sounding. Better to assume you do have friends, but then why would you call them dumb? V confusing

Lmao no shade just seeking clarity in case you weren’t actually vaguing your friends 🤣

Are your current friends the problem? Cause this sounds like you hate your friends off top 🤣 *people* generally do be like that, but my *friends* don’t.

Hangovers should only happen if you drink liquor with an impure heart