Johnny's Love/Hate List "Interview Me!" Part 1

full lists on my free substack:

since i'm not sure i'll ever be afforded a dream baby press interview, i've decided to take matters into my own hands

luckily i have purse

things i’ve learned in 2025

got a little mushy in my substack this week :')

johnnylazebnik.substack.com

like if retweet you scrolling saw and this 😭

You’re Not Gonna Believe How Many Belts This Aging Twink Is Wearing

who wants to take me to the sock hop

guess who just got his first pair of glasses !

ratio

hi bluesky

Johnny's Slut Tour of Ohio: Part One A Californian Girl in Ohio: Part Une

does everyone here know that i am going on a slut tour of ohio

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Seventeen Days in New York An attempt to describe the most-described place on earth.

i wrote about new york

reports are saying that in 2 hours i will no longer be 30, but that no one should worry because i am - in fact - still keeping it tight

holy shit holy SHITTTT holy shit

new ‘sletter out today ! i spent a lot of time on this one johnnylazebnik.substack.com

i somehow wrote 4,000 words about this

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catching up on traitors and just want to put it out there that holding hands with dylan efron while a giant millipede crawls on us is my dream date

When in doubt, optimize for sparks (via @jlazebnik.bsky.social)

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reminding everyone what i look like

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Congrats to @jlazebnik.bsky.social & Rob Lazebnik (and The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen) on their WGA nomination!!

@wgawest.bsky.social

#WGAawards

some fun news this morning !!

New Years 2024 My list of things I've learned and more!

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things i’ve learned in 2024

Last night, there was a new Simpsons that you should watch, because it's good and also because it's co-written by avowed gay @jlazebnik.bsky.social, but also it included a memorial to Billy Wright, who was another gay writer for the show. He passed away on Dec. 16...

I’m still gagged I get to be a little part of this fantastic show.
Thank you, @rlazebnik.bsky.social @jlazebnik.bsky.social for writing last night’s very fine episode. #TheSimpsons

they simpsoned me!! they simpsoned me real good!!

never gets old 😭