Posts by Johnny LaZebnik
since i'm not sure i'll ever be afforded a dream baby press interview, i've decided to take matters into my own hands
luckily i have purse
things i’ve learned in 2025
got a little mushy in my substack this week :')
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like if retweet you scrolling saw and this 😭
You’re Not Gonna Believe How Many Belts This Aging Twink Is Wearing
who wants to take me to the sock hop
guess who just got his first pair of glasses !
ratio
hi bluesky
does everyone here know that i am going on a slut tour of ohio
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reports are saying that in 2 hours i will no longer be 30, but that no one should worry because i am - in fact - still keeping it tight
holy shit holy SHITTTT holy shit
new ‘sletter out today ! i spent a lot of time on this one johnnylazebnik.substack.com
i somehow wrote 4,000 words about this
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catching up on traitors and just want to put it out there that holding hands with dylan efron while a giant millipede crawls on us is my dream date
When in doubt, optimize for sparks (via @jlazebnik.bsky.social)
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reminding everyone what i look like
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Congrats to @jlazebnik.bsky.social & Rob Lazebnik (and The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen) on their WGA nomination!!
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some fun news this morning !!
things i’ve learned in 2024
Last night, there was a new Simpsons that you should watch, because it's good and also because it's co-written by avowed gay @jlazebnik.bsky.social, but also it included a memorial to Billy Wright, who was another gay writer for the show. He passed away on Dec. 16...
I’m still gagged I get to be a little part of this fantastic show.
Thank you, @rlazebnik.bsky.social @jlazebnik.bsky.social for writing last night’s very fine episode. #TheSimpsons
they simpsoned me!! they simpsoned me real good!!
never gets old 😭