Ouch!

A sunrise over fairly calm water. The shoreline on the horizon is heavily wooded. The sky is deeply overcast, but soft yellow and orange light heralds the rising sun, illuminating the underside of the clouds.

Sometimes, a quiet sunrise over one of my tributaries is just what is needed to prepare for the day.

We've been exchanging bodily of water fluids for awhile now, but we keep all our content free for your enjoyment.

The Chesapeake Bay looking west with Annapolis on the horizon. The water is choppy with small whitecaps.

The Bay was angry that day, my friends.

Yes. Every time I'd crab cake time.

However, be careful. If they're advertising it as "Maryland-style" or "Eastern Shore-style", it may not be my crabs... it may be imposter Gulf or Thai crabs.

Source carefully!

Chesapeake Bay expert says more dolphin sightings means bay is recovering - Maryland Matters Experts said sightings of bottlenose dolphins in the Chesapeake Bay are becoming more common, especially as the water gets warmer, and it’s another indication the health of the bay is improving.

They're my border collies of the water.

Fair.

13/10 - Would send gulls to steal from you and drop in me.

Please!

Sometimes you just want to slip into something stunning before a night out.

It's a beautiful day for you to come spend some time with me... maybe grab some dinner outside... dip your toes in and let me kiss them.

I'm one of the wettest estuaries in the world.

Why was I hit with a 54% tariff this week?!?!

‘Ticking time bombs’: Nearly 100 coal ash dumps pepper Chesapeake Bay watershed - Maryland Matters The use of coal to produce power in the U.S. has sharply declined in recent decades, as utilities switch to natural gas or renewable energy. But dozens of coal ash dumps have been left behind in the C...

Not a fan.

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Can confirm am a national treasure.

My worst day in recent memory. But if I know anything about Baltimore, it's that nothing will keep the city down and you will rebuild better than before.

Why go over me when it's so much better to be on me?

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Love watching nine men go for the pearl.

But my Gorgeous Dazzling Product is the highest in the nation.

On other platforms, I used to post daily interesting content about efforts you humans were taking to help keep me clean.

Let's just say there's probably going to be less of that for a few years, unfortunately. And if you keep it up, fewer blue crabs and oysters.

Just to clarify, what the fuck kind of dumbass list is this?

YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMEONE.

One could say you're really blowing up.

I thought we already had a Kansas.

I love stiff fingers.

More followers. Less corruption.

That is how the Bay do.

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Do you want to take the sleeping giant?

:: checks poster ::

Dammit, that's exactly what you're up to! You're trying to get more mountains to go topless!

It's the motion of the ocean that counts.

You'll always be cold in spirit.

And wet.