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7 months ago 3504 424 36 13
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Baten Kaitos I & II HD Remaster Les Ailes du cœur prennent à nouveau leur envol

Tout n'a pas bien vieilli dans le lot mais les deux Baten Kaitos pour 15€, c'est un beau cadeau à (se) faire avant la rentrée.

www.nintendo.com/fr-fr/Jeux/J...

8 months ago 11 6 0 0

i don't know any character's name from Avatar apart from Jake Sully and Neytiri. i think the bad guy's name is Admiral Quidditch or similar. but i could not tell you the name of any of Jake's kids, or anyone else. to me the characters of Avatar are Jake, Neytiri, and 9 interchangeable blue freaks.

8 months ago 207 7 19 3

I expected nothing etc

8 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.

8 months ago 10051 3604 168 948
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From the TheExpanse community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the TheExpanse community

Nope, en tout cas en Europe elles n'y sont plus (thread Reddit dédié : www.reddit.com/r/TheExpanse...)

8 months ago 0 0 1 0
"Customer: I'd like to buy a letter S. 

Scribe: A normal S or a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull? 

Customer: Hmmm. Not sure I'm totally sold. Could you make it female? 

Scribe: Buddy, you're not going to believe this..."

[image of a Medieval musical manuscript featuring a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull, with her titties out.]

"Customer: I'd like to buy a letter S. Scribe: A normal S or a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull? Customer: Hmmm. Not sure I'm totally sold. Could you make it female? Scribe: Buddy, you're not going to believe this..." [image of a Medieval musical manuscript featuring a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull, with her titties out.]

8 months ago 488 89 2 2

Je sais, mais ça résout que 25% du souci et ma plainte initiale c'est plus sur le manque de dispo générale des séries :(

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Même pas de VPN :(

8 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Faut se dire que ça fera de beaux cadeaux de Noël 😭😭

8 months ago 0 0 1 0

Je voulais faire pareil mais putain les tarifs 😭

8 months ago 0 0 1 0

Yep, ou alors c'est payant en plus (VOD), ou alors l'info est complètement fausse (genre Parks & Rec indiqué sur Apple TV alors que non)

8 months ago 0 0 1 0

N'importe qui de gauche aurait fait ça : "MAIS PENSEZ AUX ENFANTS ! A NOS VALEURS ! MA PAUVRE FRANCE ! CETTE PERSONNE DEVRAIT ÊTRE EN PRISON !"
Quand c'est Patoche : "Mdrrr il fait toujours ça après 3 pastis, il est con ce Patoche ahah"

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Surtout que les temps ont bien changé depuis mon époque ųTorrent, que je suis perdu avec vos Plexmachins et que je saurais même plus par où (re)commencer

8 months ago 2 0 1 0

Séries que je veux revoir et qui sont introuvables en streaming en France malgré 147 services de streaming :
- Community
- The Expanse (Saison 1-3)
- The League
- Parks and Recreations
- Happy Endings

Oui je sais, la réponse c'est Tipiak. Je sais, je sais. Mais merde quand même.

8 months ago 5 0 4 0

On rigole on rigole mais je peux vous garantir que les futurs repas de famille ça va occuper 78% du temps de parole

8 months ago 4 0 0 0
a deer photographed through a spider web for some reason: "Please don't send me mixed signals. I barely understand the direct ones."

a deer photographed through a spider web for some reason: "Please don't send me mixed signals. I barely understand the direct ones."

8 months ago 334 96 1 5
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BGIII's Minthara, Lae'zel and Astarion standing abreast with arms folded and a tumblr post pasted on top: crimewave420 "in the back of the club arms folded cause i don't agree with the music selection"

BGIII's Minthara, Lae'zel and Astarion standing abreast with arms folded and a tumblr post pasted on top: crimewave420 "in the back of the club arms folded cause i don't agree with the music selection"

8 months ago 354 58 2 2
Darren Wershler (@alienated) on twitter: "PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves"

[image of a bookshelf, a row of volumes of the encyclopedia spell out Weird Cock.]

Darren Wershler (@alienated) on twitter: "PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves" [image of a bookshelf, a row of volumes of the encyclopedia spell out Weird Cock.]

11 months ago 745 169 1 5
"literally just complete the single task you're supposed to get done so you can enjoy yourself later" -the sweating guy trying to choose between two buttons meme, but there's only one button this time.

"literally just complete the single task you're supposed to get done so you can enjoy yourself later" -the sweating guy trying to choose between two buttons meme, but there's only one button this time.

11 months ago 761 207 5 38
wizardshark on tumblr: "99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!"

saspitite:
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING"

hedgehiggle-first: "You can remember this with the handy mnemonic: (b)isexual - (b)round, (p)ansexual- (p)eiling."

wizardshark on tumblr: "99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!" saspitite: "FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING" hedgehiggle-first: "You can remember this with the handy mnemonic: (b)isexual - (b)round, (p)ansexual- (p)eiling."

11 months ago 896 283 2 5

Tout est faux !
(C’est faux, tout est vrai)
Achetez-le sans vouloir vous commander (mais en le commandant, lui 😭😭😭)

9 months ago 3 1 0 0
Twitter user everyday sensei (@evverydaysensei) says: "Ridley Scott's Alien squatting to poop but another smaller butt comes out and poops instead"

Twitter user everyday sensei (@evverydaysensei) says: "Ridley Scott's Alien squatting to poop but another smaller butt comes out and poops instead"

10 months ago 443 87 3 6
text convo: 

"what is LGBT" 

[sticker of Luigi with big naturals]
"Luigi Got Big Titties" 

"Thanks"

text convo: "what is LGBT" [sticker of Luigi with big naturals] "Luigi Got Big Titties" "Thanks"

10 months ago 247 57 1 1
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Hannah Chutzpah (@Hannah_Chutzpah) on twitter: "Today I had my favourite ever unsolicited queer comment. I was holding hands with my girlfriend when a middle aged woman with very little English approached us. She smiled, nodded approvingly and said: "Men is too headache.""

Under it a vaporwave logo (Purple sky and grid for floor, 80s lettering) "Men Is Too Headache."

Hannah Chutzpah (@Hannah_Chutzpah) on twitter: "Today I had my favourite ever unsolicited queer comment. I was holding hands with my girlfriend when a middle aged woman with very little English approached us. She smiled, nodded approvingly and said: "Men is too headache."" Under it a vaporwave logo (Purple sky and grid for floor, 80s lettering) "Men Is Too Headache."

10 months ago 1000 199 5 4

Il fait gris, le monde part en couille, Macron est président et y avait plus de frites à la cantine mais... ce soir on anime le blind test du Tonnerre (Paris 14) avec des thèmes marrant et des shots (avec ou sans alcool) à gagner...
Avec toi ?

10 months ago 0 2 0 0

En fait je suis à moitié fautif parce que y'a un système de sauvegarde manuelle mais j'y ai pas pensé. Mais le crash fait quand même très très chier 🙄

11 months ago 0 0 1 0

Y'a pas grand chose qui peut me faire lâcher un jeu vidéo plus vite qu'une sauvegarde perdue. Bioshock sur Switch qui crashe et qui me fait perdre mes 2 dernières heures de jeu, j'ai limite envie de plus y toucher.

11 months ago 0 0 1 0
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This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖

Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio

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