Posts by Alex Leam
As a man who’s had one, you get shock loss afterwards, and you’re bald as a koot for six months until it starts to grow in. Merry Christmas!
This if for a thing
What’s the one thing you’d ask for, if you weren’t afraid of a no?
Well this was a bad time to launch my Geordie Beach Boys tribute band ‘Wey Aye Pet Sounds’
Fork Handles
Nobby the sheep!
Missed a trick not calling next weeks episode.. #doctorwho
Morning.
Audible telling me my most listened to audiobooks this year by month…
Here's my action figure
I missed making a joke about International Beaver Day.
Dam!
Just chillin’ with me chicken
Hello not Twitter
Swearclock is my new obsession. Creative swearing and the time on the hour.
(Hoping for the alarm clock merch to come out soon)
You never see the SuperBowl in the same room as the ClarkKentBowl.
Came to Blue Sky as I didn’t like how angry and bat shit crazy Twitter had become.
Blue Sky is 90% people posting screenshots of how angry and bat shit crazy Twitter is.
Favorite Long and Peel quote
Leicester Comedy Festival, next week with this…
I’m on it
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. (He helps me stay alive)
Today a friend of mine died. His name was Tony Slattery.
Never did I think we'd meet, or he'd agree to appear on my Free Fringe show in 2018, or we'd become friends. But we did.
There was nobody kinder, generous or as wickedly funny than him. I'm going to miss him. 💔
What Paul McCartney really meant....
Money Talks
Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy.
Please don’t share.
Now I can upload video. For me at least that's good news.
Deleted X. I’m all yours Blue Sky!
*echoing silence
✂️✂️?